Instalol

Something that is instantly laughed at without any absorption time necessary.

Watching that kid drop his entire lunch while going down the staircase was such an instalol that I dropped mine as well.

by Vlio December 14, 2010

inserplatitudeous

Adjective: the state of being a flounder. Inserplatitudeous people tend to glide instead of walking and have facial defecations. They are often very cocky and tend to want to fight people.

Hello Rick, did you see that kid glide across the lunch room?" "Yes, that was very inserplatitudeous of him.

by Seymour Hatasses December 28, 2010

insomniac kidz

a bunch of kids who get on tiny chat because they can't sleep.

Anderson: Why are you guys always up. Don't you ever sleep?
Gee: We're insomniac kidz.

by sukilover June 29, 2011

insanity on a stick

Used to describe an activity or situation that is crazy or outrageous.

John: I had nine cups of coffee yesterday. It was insanity on a stick.
Mike: If you think that's insanity on a stick, you should hear about my day. I nearly got eaten by a hyena, and then I got home and found out my cat had been shot. It was insanity on a stick.
John and Mike simultaneously: Insanity on a stick!

by Trendall July 11, 2011

Instagram tease

People who will follow you on Instagram. But once you follow them, they instantly unfollow you. In most cases this is done to keep their follower/following ratio in balance.

Guy 1: So Stacy added me on Instagram. But a couple days after I started following her, she quit following me..

Guy 2: She did the same thing to me! Her sister said she does it so who she follows doesn't outweigh her followers. Wtf?

Guy 1: What an Instagram tease!

by taste.my.rainbow September 6, 2013

Instaflirting

When two people go back and forth liking one another's photos flirtaciously eventually causing one to DM the other

Who is the @*******

I don't know why?
Because every time I like one of her photos, she likes one of mine.
She is instaflirting with you, you should message her

by Hink68PMMF September 9, 2016

instaslutty

adjective for a place that is created for the purpose of existing on or becoming famous from people's Instagram posts. Is often found in the background of selfies under the guise of being artsy, alternative, or cool, when it is in fact an advertisement for itself or for a company.

"No, don't bother going to the Boba Room or 29Rooms. Those places are only instaslutty."

by gemsun September 14, 2017