Hobo Blumpkin

The seductive art of performing oral sex on a homeless person while they are simultaneously feasting on the contents of your dinner's to-go box.

I really wanted to give the homeless guy an Hobo Blumpkin but he doesn't eat pork.

by kdbamaman November 11, 2012

hobo stare

When you're extremely drunk and you cannot concentrate on one thing, your eyes are either cross eyed, lazy eyed, or one is opened way wider than the other. Your face can remain stuck like this for hours, mouth is usually wide open and dumb founded as well.

your mom hobo stared at me last night I probably coulda banged her. Cory was hobo staring hardcore last night...

by yo face!!! @ slam.cum October 30, 2012

hobo hotness

When a man or woman has a particularly worn, tired, and homeless look, but is still considered pretty fucking hot.

"Yo did you check out that girl hanging around the byward market? Totally 9/10."
"Dude, looks like you just encountered some hobo hotness."
"YOU MEAN SHE"S HOMELESS?"

by G. Error October 31, 2013

hobo coat

Imbibing alcohol to feel warm, in lieu of a real coat.

Bill forgot to bring a jacket to the festival. No problem... he simply headed for the bar and put on his hobo coat.

by Csm1967 November 21, 2013

Hobo Meat

Recently killed vermin that is still viable meat! Road kill that is not rotten. Winter road kill is the best preserved lunch or dinner entrée

Johnny was hiking a lonesome road when he witnessed a car barrel into an unsuspecting deer! "Hobo meat!" he exclaimed as he reached for his satchel.

by stoneythehandsomebuck November 20, 2014

Hobohemian

When you look like a transient in your overpriced hippy clothes.

she paid 600 dollars for this outfit and looks like she's a transient. How Hobohemian.

by witchy-pooh September 3, 2016

Hobo Shower

The act of using wet naps as a wash cloth or loofah to "clean" yourself.

This act is typically done by hobos, people on road trips, or people at music festivals that couldn't afford a hotel and now must do a "hobo shower" in the porta-potty.

Guy 1: Bro, there's a naked dude in the bathroom cleaning himself with a wetnap!
Guy 2: aw dude he's taking a hobo shower...he's probably going to the phish concert that's in town.

by Gusbus0691 April 15, 2017