Asthmatic-Hitler

When a girl is giving you fellatio, and you put her in a leg lock so she begins to choke on your penis. While stuck, you take two fingers and smear poop on her upper lip, giving her a Hitler moustache. When you release her she will be wheezing on the ground with said moustache, and will have received the Asthmatic-Hitler.

Steve: Yo I'm pretty sure I'm going to jail
David: For what?
Steve: I gave that girl the asthmatic-hitler and she died

David: Sucks man..

by Normal dude 44 March 7, 2011

Hipster Hitler

Hitler has strangely become an Internet sensation of sorts. He mocks LeBron James for leaving the Cleveland Cavaliers and scoff's at Susan Boyle for not winning Britain’s Got Talent. “Hipster Hitler" turns the most evil human being in history into a caricature, allowing all of us to step back for a moment and laugh at someone we truly despise.

(Credit to The Jail Break. C O M)

Bro 1: "Does that alt-bro have an ironic mustache AND a "I Heart Juice" t-shirt on?"

Bro 2: "WTF!"

Bro 1: "SNAP. Hipster Hitler!"

Bro 2: "Well, he was the original hipster bitch."

by nickrrrad September 7, 2010

worse than hitler

anybody who disagrees with my political views

Person 1: "I'm voting for candidate
Me: "You're worse than Hitler!!"

by youwillownnothingandbehappy February 1, 2023

Belly Button Hitler

A Game invented in the twilight FanFiction, 'Progress'. When a friend holds you down and digs their pointer finger into their belly button before pressing it to your top lip; thereby leaving a 'Hitler' mustache of funky stink on your upper lip.

He's threatening us with Belly Button Hitlers and it's making me gag!

by AnotherFreakyBitch September 9, 2010

Adolf Elizabeth Hitler

According to the Broadway musical The Producers, Adolf Hitler's full name.

Franz Liebkind: *Wagging his finger* Never, Never, Never!
Leo Bloom, Max Bialystock: *Flipping Franz off* Never, Never, Never!
Franz Liebkind: Dishoner ze spirit und ze memory of Adolf Elizabeth Hitler.
Leo Bloom, Max Bialystock: Dishonor the spirit und ze... Elizabeth?
Franz Liebkind: Jah. Dat vas his middle name. Not many people know zis, but der Fuhrer vas descended from a long line of English qveens.
*long pause*
Max Bialystock: Is that right?
Leo Bloom, Max Bialystock: *shrugging* Adolf Elizabeth Hitler.

by nacerak September 9, 2008

adolf hitler

a guy that tried his hand at painting was rejected and then declared war on the world brought down pretty much all of europe under his rule until he got too greedy and tried to fight a war on two fronts killed millions of jews just for the lulz and couldnt face the consequences of being a dick so he shot himself supposedly because there are many claims of him being in chile or argentina!

me:hey how was your vacation in chile?
friend:awesome its such a beautiful country with great mountains,food,women and i met adolf hitler!
me:sounds great....wait what?

by ALIENSnMONSTERS November 3, 2009

Southern Hitler

Another term for a soul patch, a small square patch of hair grown under a mans bottom lip.

That guy is sporting a southern hitler!

by Moody Pirate House June 7, 2009