one handed phone call

A phone call made whilst masturbating.

Pat O'Brien is a big fan of making one handed phone calls.

by pseudonymkiller July 28, 2009

Dry Handed

When someone comes out of the bathroom and sees you for the first time of the night, feels the need to be polite and shakes your hand. The problem is it's completey dry. It should still be slightly wet from the washing process. You just got dry handed!

It was a tough night at work. I hung out too close to the the restroom and got dry handed three times. Thank God I brought my Purell.

by Orange Mullet January 13, 2007

Hadlee

She is an amazing best friend. And is always happy. She has a great mood 24/7 and also is single most of the time because she’s super tall. Some people get jealous and decide to hate her. She plays sports and is pretty ok at them. She just needs people to understand her and understand her feelings. She likes to say “stooopppppppp iitttt” a lot. You need a Hadlee because if you don’t have one. Then what’s the point of living. Guys also love her. SHE ALSO LOVES YELLOW

Guy 1: IS THAT HADLEE
Guy 2: yes she’s spicy

Girl 1: that’s my bestie
Girl 2: back off that’s my best friend.

Hadlee: guys guys don’t fight. Everyone can be my bestie.

by Thetallgirlypop January 2, 2019

left-handed smoke bender

A fictional device that you send a new member of your group (usually a scout group) to borrow from another group as a way to get rid of the new member for a while or as a hazing task.

Oops! We forgot to bring our left-handed smoke bender! Can you go around camp and see if you can borrow one for us?

by Xerxy April 28, 2006

handcestors

HANDCESTORS, all the ancestors never to be born due to male masturbation.

I wiped those handcestors off on a dirty sock.

by Tara Cuda February 1, 2016

handles

word in streetball meaning dribbling ability...how well you can dribble the basketball and perform tricks determines youre handles.

"that player just shoke'em wit his crazy handles!"

by j-la August 19, 2003

Handlebar Max

The coolest guy you will ever meet! His handlebar draws all the ladies in and gives him good luck for all his baseball games. He's a sweet, down to Earth guy, that you can't help but love.

Guy: "Who's that guy with the sweet handlebar mustache?"
Other guy: "Uh, that's Handlebar Max."

by ellenweasley October 9, 2018