Homo Hattus

A Homo Hattus is a humanoid species however they are NOT to be confused with Humans. A homo hattus will wear a hat wherever they go. If said hat is removed their brains will be exposed as their entire body forms around the hat. A homo hattus also can only breed with their family members. Due to this their sister is also their: Aunt, Mother, Daughter, Niece, Grandmother and Granddaughter. A homo hattus is dangerous seeing as If you attempt to remove the hat, They have a defence mechanism called beating the shit out of you.

Wow. Look at that Homo hattus, We should steal his hat. *Homo hattus hears and turns around, 5 seconds later they are both dead*

by TDS-RN September 6, 2022

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Homo Stupidicus

Humans born after the invention of the internet.

Lack luster IQ and the ability to make declarative statements without the use of critical thinking have marked the emergence of a new era in human evolution. The new genus; Homo Stupidicus has supplanted all earlier forms of humans, and has thoroughly contaminated the gene pool. Homo Stupidicus requires no formal parenting, and has no reference to reality, as it is raised entirely by exposure to video games.

by King of the Earth's Core September 15, 2022

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homo-phobia

**Not to be confused with homophobia, the act of oppressive acts against gay or LGBT people**

The phobia that many straight, conservative people in 'the deep south' possess where they are scared of gay and or LGBT people.

Person 1: I have homo-phobia!

Person 2 : imagine being scared of gay people lmfao

by 1000% real jo bidn October 24, 2022

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