hott mess

A hot mess is a bad thing. Imagine a mess, (stinky clothing, bad hair) and add hot to it (sweaty stinky clothing). It is someone who is a mess, but worse.

She looks a hott mess.

by Johnzie Philzzle June 11, 2006

horty

Another name for the sweetest girl in the whole fruckin world.

The weekend I went to see Horty was like the most amazing weekend ever! I frucken love you you sweet sweet fruck!

by Jizz1 July 24, 2008

Hottest freaken girl ever

My mother. She's got a badonkadonk that is 32 inches around the first cheek and 31 around the other.

Damn she is your mother, don't be saying that.
But she's the hottest freaken girl ever.

by Poopsmith February 27, 2003

hott

This word stems from the roman word hottmanteus mean woah he's sexy! But today most teens use it instead when that can't think of something better to say...

Example: Paris Hilton "Thats hot!"

by claire May 13, 2005

hetty

This is usually commonly used against our Burberry-loving friends, the typicalchav. Basically, it's when a fourteen-year-old chav thinks he's a pimp because he's had 6 twelve-year-old schoolkids because he can't get any action anywhere else. Instead of the word, 'pimp', we replace it with 'hetty'.

Can also translate into, 'stupid pikey prick'.

Maison: Oi Lee, i got me sum pusseh last nite boyacasha!
Lee: Ah me bredwin ya fuck Kerry from Maccy D's nigga?
Maison: Nah m8 nah, her 4 lil' sistaz man innit! Ai!

by Revenge Of The Black Lettuce August 30, 2005

Hottie Egest

This is where, when you recieve a Brownie Keck, you then fart in the opposing persons face, typically with some form of anal leakage thereafrter.

Oh boy, Dave got him to Hottie Egest, after I got that Brownie Keck from him.

by Bill W April 27, 2006

Hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!

Oilfield slang often shortened to "that's hot", making fun of both Paris Hilton and the victim at the same time. Meaning something that is so ridiculously stupid or asinine that it is almost unfathomable.

You: That fucking moron just drove off without releasing his trailer brakes.
Me: That is hotter than a fag eating a corn dog!

by Patricia Bosworth September 4, 2009