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Flappy bits of a chicken the goutee
Look at that chickens glockenstockins
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Glock Dookie

A Glock Dookie is a slang term originating in prison culture, referring to a makeshift weapon where bodily fluids or feces are placed into a container (like a toothpaste tube or bottle) and used to squirt or throw at someone, often as an act of aggression or intimidation. It is named humorously after the Glock handgun for its "weapon-like" usage.
During the prison fight, one inmate caught everyone off guard by using a glock dookie to attack his opps
by fish.emoji_ January 17, 2025
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Gock

Probably from ‘girl cock’. A trans woman’s penis
LGBT slang. I am a trans woman and I have a gock.
by marcotoa January 20, 2025
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Gockling

the act of taking a splintering toothpick and shoving it into your urethra and taking it out usually resulting in splinters inside your urethra. usually associated with "Sounding" and "Masochism".

Gockle Gockling Gockled
jimmy was gockling with a super splintery toothpick.
jerry gockled his cock too with a toothpick
by coneobono January 26, 2025
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Gock

(interjection) | UK: /gɒk/ | US: /ɡɔk/, /ɡɑ k/ | (gôk)

A meaningless yet emotionally loaded utterance used to release intensity, emphasis, or absurdity in place of a true expletive.

Commonly used grammatically as a singular token, with variation in type form, tense, plurality, and role per instance. Sentences structured entirely with ‘gock+’ lexeme is often referred to as “Gockian”.
Singular Lexicon Examples (‘loanword’),

1. Noun: “That concert was a gock.”
2. Past-participle: “Get gocked!”
3. Verb: “My cat’s full gocking it…”
4. Adjective: “I’m feeling gocky.”
5. Adverbial: “He shouted gockly at us,”
6. Interjection: “Gock! I forgot my keys”
7. Pejorative: “Listen here, you g*cker!”

Gockian Example,

“Gock gocking gocks gocky. Gocked gockering gockle gockgock. Gockies gock gockology, gockit!”
by gocked January 30, 2026
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Gocked

(interjection) | UK: /gɒk/ | US: /ɡɔk/, /ɡɑ k/ | (gôk)

A meaningless yet emotionally loaded utterance used to release intensity, emphasis, or absurdity in place of a true expletive.

Commonly used grammatically as a singular token, with variation in type form, tense, plurality, and role per instance. Sentences structured entirely with ‘gock+’ lexeme is often referred to as “Gockian”.
Singular Lexicon Examples (‘loanword’),

1. Noun: “That concert was a gock.”
2. Past-participle: “Get gocked!”
3. Verb: “My cat’s full gocking it…”
4. Adjective: “I’m feeling gocky.”
5. Adverbial: “He shouted gockly at us,”
6. Interjection: “Gock! I forgot my keys.”
7. Pejorative: “Listen here, you g*cker!”

Gockian Example,

“Gock gocking gocks gocky. Gocked gockering gockle gockgock. Gock gockies gockology, gockit!”
by gocked January 31, 2026
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gock

The action 2 gay birds on a dock giving birth together, while catching fish in unison, screaming "GOCKK GOCKK!" as loud as they can.
Bird 1. "do you wanna gock together?"
Bird 2. "too late me and my dad try gocking all the time!!"
by ilovegockingmydadsjocking!! <3 February 28, 2026
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