Jump on a grenade

The generous act of flirting or even dating a certain individual to distract them from, and possibly loose interest in a different individual (usually a friend).

Guy 1: hey man, I need to ask you a favor. I think Nicole is hitting on me.

Guy 2: need me to jump on a grenade?
Guy 1: I mean if you could that would be great. I don't wanna date someone who smells like celery, and I don't want to explain why.

Guy 2: I got you man.

by calmdownyoufuckingsjw August 17, 2016

Pussy Hand Grenade

The act of having your period mid sex which causes the male to Bust as hard as he can.

I just did the Pussy Hand Grenade in Jake.

I wanna do it again

by Man on a Mission August 24, 2025

Lady Grenade

A lady who melts in your mouth(during oral sex) and blows up in your hand(fingering foreplay).

That chick is a lady Grenade.. better than a whole pack of m&ms.

by Yomioh August 11, 2025

Snake grenade

When a man is about to cum, he blocks off his urethra with a rubber band. He repeats this 20 times before the final spunk which pops the rubber band off and the cum explosion

Every night, I snake grenade and it feels so good

by Aaaahahahdyehjfjxbehrjfjtjdd July 20, 2025

zimbabwe hand grenade

Smashing a closed beer bottle on the ground and yelling FIRE!!!

Jeff got thrown out of the bar last night for throwing several zimbabwe hand grenades.

by ToolHandle December 4, 2017

Gardner grenade

A variation of the Oklahoma hand grenade, where a woman jerks off her male partner into her asshole, then farts the load back onto the male partners face.

Did you hear what that nasty fuck josh did? When he was banging that swamp donkey out he had her give him a Gardner grenade, he had to take a shower to get all that dirty sausage slime off his face.

by Mr. Gagsonmen February 6, 2025

grenade train

a group of unattractive girls that walk in

Everyone watch out, the grenade train is coming through.

Hey Trevor, Go hop on that grenade train.

by grand lake shore May 24, 2011