Body Bagger Goggles

When fucking a "body bagger", "body bagger goggles" will make her look better and may prevent you from cutting off your arm the next day.

Dude, you must have had your body bagger goggles on last night because that chick was hidious.

by xmasdj August 1, 2009

Reverse beer goggles

When you think a chick is attractive before drinking, but after you have a new perspective from alcohol consumption, she's not so hot.

Dude, I was waiting to get a little buzz before I hit on that chick but now she looks gross. I think I have reverse beer goggles, I need to be sober and desperate to hit that.

by slipsonic November 10, 2015

Scandovanian Ski Goggles

Placing your ballsack on the eyes of someone.

I was taking a nap and woke up a nice of scandovanian ski goggles on my eyes

by Shamile meckalekam July 11, 2020

goggler

someone with an abundance of goggles in the cupboard under the stairs

haha look a that fool with all those goggles. gogglers r freeks

by billybob January 3, 2004

texas eye goggler

A sex maneuver where a male places one of testicles in each of his mates eye sockets and bounces up and down repeatedly.

Joe squished his one of his nuts while giving Shauna the Texas Eye Goggler.

by j0h December 21, 2007

Scottish Goggles

The act of placing one's testicles on a girls face while wearing a kilt. While doing so, she will jerk you off while humming some stereotypical Scottish bagpipe tune.

Dude!!!!! The fucking party was crazy. This drunk chick let me give her some Scottish Goggles!!!

by General Hugh G. Rection November 8, 2009

Persian Sand Goggles

The act of a male getting a blow job from a female. The male is standing over her with his Penis in her mouth. With each ball on an eye of the females face. Thus, Persian Sand Goggles.

Jenny: So I was with Rob last night& he asked me to give him head.

Michelle: Did he let you wear the Persian Sand Goggles?!

by Paigema July 24, 2011