God

The reason i am who i am today, and is how i got through all of my hard times n struggles. I am proud to say that im a Christian n even though I may not always act right God's always got my back.=

'Ive been having a horrible week until God helped me get that promotion at work.'

by SarahKn0ws August 20, 2009

God

- A being conceived as the perfect, omnipotent, omniscient originator and ruler of the universe, the principal object of faith and worship in monotheistic religions.
- see Ryan Brun

Every Sunday, we go to church and pray to Ryan Brun.

by Brunion April 5, 2005

God

Love.

Dear friends, let us love one another, for love comes from God. Everyone who loves has been born of God and knows God. Whoever does not love does not know God, because God is love.

by giosafari April 7, 2010

God

Another alias for Bob Dylan

"Do you like Bob Dylan?"

"Of coarse! He is, after all, God!"

by ShotgunAndy September 29, 2008

God

Either A Man Or Women That Rules Over The World

Is God A Man Or A Women?

by Seagulls Of Santa!!! October 10, 2008

God

The entity some people worship, such as Christians, Catholics, Jews, Muslims, and the list goes on.

Believers in science with no religious intervention are known as Atheists.

This entity seems to have some strange opinions that sometimes will make no sense.

Atheist: Oh, God dammit.

Catholic: *gasps* YOu sAid The LOrD’S nAmE in VAiN!

by AnAsshole’sSon May 9, 2018

God

You know when you really want something, you close your eyes and wish for it really hard?

God is the guy that doesn't give a fuck about it.

You: I wish mommy and daddy are gonna stop arguing soon...
God: Yeah that's right, sucker. *God flies awaaaay*

by AwesomeMixVol2 October 24, 2014