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floating island of garbage

Description of Puerto Rico, by comedian Tony Hinchcliffe during a rally for Donald Trump
Tony Hinchcliffe: I don’t know if you guys know this, but there’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico."

Floating island of garbage

"There’s literally a floating island of garbage in the middle of the ocean right now. I think it’s called Puerto Rico"

-Tony Hinchcliffe
October 27, 2024

Schrödinger's Garbage 

A piece of media—such as a movie, book, television series, or video game—characterized by such poor quality or ambiguous tone that it is difficult to discern whether it was created as a serious work or intended as a parody.
"I couldn't tell if that movie was meant to be a serious thriller or a spoof—it’s total Schrödinger's Garbage. Every scene leaves you wondering if the bad acting and bizarre plot twists were intentional or just a sign of terrible filmmaking."

Like A Sack Of Wet Garbage 

A phrase denoting something of noticeably terrible quality
Example 1: Bruh, your barber made you look like a sack of wet garbage
Example 2: I feel like a sack of wet garbage

Example 3: Maybe you shouldn’t treat people like a sack of wet garbage

I'll be in the garage. 

I'll be in the garage is a reference to the show "Rick and Morty where rick and his lover call it off. He gets home and tells his family how life is meaningless and says I'll be in the garage, where he has a attempt of suicide.
Jake: Are you okay dude? That break up was pretty harsh.

Gage: Yeah I'm fine, I'll be in the garage.

garage doors 

One shade of eyeshadow going from the lid to the browbone.
"That bitch had garage doors like it was the 80s