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Gockling

the act of taking a splintering toothpick and shoving it into your urethra and taking it out usually resulting in splinters inside your urethra. usually associated with "Sounding" and "Masochism".

Gockle Gockling Gockled
jimmy was gockling with a super splintery toothpick.
jerry gockled his cock too with a toothpick
by coneobono January 26, 2025
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Gock

(interjection) | UK: /gɒk/ | US: /ɡɔk/, /ɡɑ k/ | (gôk)

A meaningless yet emotionally loaded utterance used to release intensity, emphasis, or absurdity in place of a true expletive.

Commonly used grammatically as a singular token, with variation in type form, tense, plurality, and role per instance. Sentences structured entirely with ‘gock+’ lexeme is often referred to as “Gockian”.
Singular Lexicon Examples (‘loanword’),

1. Noun: “That concert was a gock.”
2. Past-participle: “Get gocked!”
3. Verb: “My cat’s full gocking it…”
4. Adjective: “I’m feeling gocky.”
5. Adverbial: “He shouted gockly at us,”
6. Interjection: “Gock! I forgot my keys”
7. Pejorative: “Listen here, you g*cker!”

Gockian Example,

“Gock gocking gocks gocky. Gocked gockering gockle gockgock. Gockies gock gockology, gockit!”
by gocked January 30, 2026
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Gocked

(interjection) | UK: /gɒk/ | US: /ɡɔk/, /ɡɑ k/ | (gôk)

A meaningless yet emotionally loaded utterance used to release intensity, emphasis, or absurdity in place of a true expletive.

Commonly used grammatically as a singular token, with variation in type form, tense, plurality, and role per instance. Sentences structured entirely with ‘gock+’ lexeme is often referred to as “Gockian”.
Singular Lexicon Examples (‘loanword’),

1. Noun: “That concert was a gock.”
2. Past-participle: “Get gocked!”
3. Verb: “My cat’s full gocking it…”
4. Adjective: “I’m feeling gocky.”
5. Adverbial: “He shouted gockly at us,”
6. Interjection: “Gock! I forgot my keys.”
7. Pejorative: “Listen here, you g*cker!”

Gockian Example,

“Gock gocking gocks gocky. Gocked gockering gockle gockgock. Gock gockies gockology, gockit!”
by gocked January 31, 2026
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gock

The action 2 gay birds on a dock giving birth together, while catching fish in unison, screaming "GOCKK GOCKK!" as loud as they can.
Bird 1. "do you wanna gock together?"
Bird 2. "too late me and my dad try gocking all the time!!"
by ilovegockingmydadsjocking!! <3 February 28, 2026
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Glock dookie

a term for a bag usually filled with cum, shit, piss, period blood, or any bodily fluid. the user with a glock dookie will squeeze the bag so the concoction of "stuff" will shoot out
Ayden: ay you a bitch nigga
Lyric: fuck you, ima spray yo dumbass with a glock dookie
by bigpenismaster07 March 19, 2026
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Glock With A Stick

A big glock, usually with a drum magazine or a dual drum magazine. Said by rappers all the time.
"My glock is huge, man. It's got a drum magazine. Get out of my face cause I got a glock with a stick."
by PDiddyIsMyDad February 10, 2025
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Glockstoppable

You’ve heard of the wordunstoppable
The word “glockstoppable” means being stoppable by a Glock
I’m unstoppable, my opps are glockstoppable
by SmartAss25826 February 17, 2025
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