offline games

these are hell. not because they aren't fun, because they can be, but because of one thing. if you don't have internet/wifi, the last thing that comes to your mind is to actually PLAY them. and when you DO play them, which will most likely be when you have internet/wifi...

ADS.

person 1: yoo what do you want to do
person 2: im just gonna play some offline games
person 1: fucking dumbass

by GodlyWorlds May 3, 2023

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no games

A term used by console war dick riders on Twitter to point out that either an opposing console has no exclusive games, has exclusives that have been ported to another platform (i.e. PC), or has no exclusives that are worth buying said console just to play it.

Xbox Fanboy: "LMFAO PONIES HAVE NO GAMES JUST GET AN XBOX LOL!!1!1!"

by That2000'sKid July 22, 2023

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Mini games Kid

Younger people in gorilla tag that go around screaming “WANNA PLAY MINI-GAMES?” That usually wear party hats.

There was a mini games kid screaming in the lobby.

by Chalip July 23, 2024

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Head Games

hed-geym Repeated childish and petty games played by a self loathing, miserable, piddly-ass bitch supervisor named Christina in an attempt at psychological one-upmanship, often employing passive–aggressive behavior in continuously failed attempts to demoralize or dis-empower the thinking subject while hoping to make the aggressor look superior. Often resorted to as a last ditch effort when subordinates fail to stoop to the same level. Many times these actions are performed by pathetic, emotional quadriplegics against intellectual Jedi’s. Usually the aggressor suffers from undiagnosed psychological problems accompanied by one of more physical rheumatology issues such as MS, where the body attacks itself in part due to the aggressors internal ugliness working itself outward.

See also: Abuse of Power, Desire to Control, Gaslighting, and Cunt Manager

She’s joining the meeting by phone because Christina’s playing her head games again.

by The Intellectual Jedi July 25, 2024

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