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church of the flying spaghetti monster 

The most accurate religion in existence, although it seems that everyone gets all pissy when you tell them that you're converting to it.
You: "Hey I've decided to switch to the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, which I can do because I have the freedom of religion"

Your friend: "WHAT THE FUCKING HELL THAT'S SO STUPID YOU'RE A FUCKING RETARD GO TO HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT"

fringe minority 

When an opinion doesn't fit your narrative.
Karen said it was a "fringe minority" who were scared about certain freedoms being taken away from them by a minority government, and asking that kids be not forced to put masks when walking to school.
fringe minority by unwantedlol February 11, 2022

flying nimbus 

prematurely taken from production, the mitsubishi nimbus is a versatile vehicle: its many functions include: taking a car full of lads down to southbound. running into BWMs. and flying. this requires co-operation from at least the driver and his co-pilot but best results are achieved with a full nimbus-load
did you see those dardy riggs doing the flying nimbus down stirling highway? break me off a piece of that...
flying nimbus by hugemac March 9, 2010

flying the hull 

When sailing a catamaran, which has two pontoons, the boat tilts drastically to one side as a result of the force of the wind on the sail, causing one of the pontoons to raise out of the water.
The girl felt like she was flying across the water as she flew the hull of her catameran.
flying the hull by zanny May 26, 2004

Flying H 

A combination of sorts of a Wobbly H and an Albino Rhino. Generally, the desired outcome is a double homicide. Preferably done when you strongly dislike both the girl you are attempting to fuck and the guy she is blowing.
Man 1: I attempted a Flying H last night
Man 2: What happened
Man 1: I snapped the chicks spine and she chomped down on the guy's cock.
Man 2: Wow how are they?
Man 1: Both in the morgue.
Flying H by philsphan88 October 7, 2007

Flying Dumbo

The act of sticking your penis in a woman's ear as you ejaculate while simultaneously giving her a Wet Willy in the other ear and screaming "Can you hear the ocean?"
On their third date, Tommy showed how much he cared about Amanda by giving her a Flying Dumbo
Flying Dumbo by Pickled Pickle January 14, 2008