Naked Boner Leap Frog

A game that takes traditional leap frog to another level.

How to play:

Minimum of 2 players, and all players must be male.
The players must take turns leaping over each other whilst completely naked, and avoid becoming sexually aroused.
The last man without an erection is declared the winner, also known as the "Last Man Not Standing".

Joe: *hop*

Hank: *hop*

Greg: Ow, my eye!

Hank: Sorry Greg!

Greg: No problem! *hop* Uh oh... Looks like Joe is the Last Man Not Standing!

Joe: Not for long!

Hank: Wow that was fun! Who's up for another round of Naked Boner Leap Frog?!

by Amazua October 5, 2013

Kermit the frog with thanos glove

end of the world

"do you see that, i think its Kermit the frog with thanos glove"

"welp, see you on the other side."

by kiwidontstealmytoiletpaper June 30, 2020

Frappe the frog

Frappe is a very friendly frog, she works in Kavra’s Kingdom and is a fun bot. Frappe also likes to give out free xp to workers every so often for fun, frappe tells jokes gives advice and is very awesome and speaks under helpers command which most people love!

Have you heard off frappe the frog?She is awesome!

by Jskdbsbsn July 1, 2021

Kvac the Frog

Kvac the frog is a creature that lives on the planet earth but is rumored to come from outside the solar system he is cross-eyed and has 6 toes thats spies on humans for the frog empire it can also be used as a insult.

What is that guy doing. Oh my god! he is acting like such a Kvac the frog right now.

by Peanut8562 July 28, 2021

Kermit the Frog

The greenest, baddest, and slickest baddie hunting frog on the planet known as Earth.

Jack: Yoo, I met Kermit the Frog on Omegle, he showed me his cucumber, nasty ass frog!

by Quickmawz September 2, 2022

if a frog had wings

This phrase is used to denote the uselessness of the word "if" after the fact. The entire phrase is usually given as "if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped".

From the movie Wayne's World:
Cassandra: Yeah, and if a frog had wings, it wouldn't bump its ass when it hopped.
Wayne: Where exactly did you learn english?
Cassandra: College. And the Police Academy movies.

A modified form appears in the first season of the Drew Carey Show:

Drew: "hey, if a frog had wings... we'd still be screwed, but wouldn't it be cool?"

by MPM68 March 31, 2007

pepe frog

the dankest meme

can be sad, smug, etc.

stupid normies taking all of the rare pepe frogs! ugh!

by dank memes 420 February 29, 2016