A euphemism for a lady part; specifically the vagina. The wording comes from the prediliction of Victorians to name anything associated with sex as "French", e.g. french letter, french kiss, etc., and meadow, referring to the soft grass of a meadow akin to a woman's pubic hair.
I laid in her french meadow for about half an hour, then I took a shower and came to work.
So she says to me, Tony, get your galoshes on and take a walk through my french meadow!
I'm a lawn mower, and her cooch is a french meadow.
So she says to me, Tony, get your galoshes on and take a walk through my french meadow!
I'm a lawn mower, and her cooch is a french meadow.
by lexicon_T October 19, 2012
Get the french meadowmug. Someone who thinks he is French just because he believes he has the "French Nose". Everybody thinks he is Jewish just because he has the hair that looks like a Jew. Also, he is a Bobert.
Brian: "This fucking kid is Jewish, even though he thinks he's French."
Bobert: "Dude I'm French, and I make piss sounds when shooting a basketball."
French Jew
Bobert: "Dude I'm French, and I make piss sounds when shooting a basketball."
French Jew
by Squirt56yz June 4, 2014
Get the French Jewmug. A sexual position involving three people, combining oral and vaginal (or anal) intercourse. This is a subset of a menage-a-trois, and specifically refers to positions during which all of the sexual action is centered on one individual.
A classic French Connection is defined as a man sitting with a woman on his lap facing away from him, while a second woman performs oral sex on the woman receiving intercourse from the man.
A classic French Connection is defined as a man sitting with a woman on his lap facing away from him, while a second woman performs oral sex on the woman receiving intercourse from the man.
by Peter Godly November 6, 2005
Get the French Connectionmug. Kari- My mouth still hurts from yesterday.
Mrs. Stratton- What hapened?
Kari- Al gave me some french backwash after i gargled his marbles.
Mrs. Stratton- What hapened?
Kari- Al gave me some french backwash after i gargled his marbles.
by Dusty Cox July 21, 2009
Get the french backwashmug. by Jamott February 14, 2009
Get the french lettucemug. "Dude, what just happened there"
"I don't know man all I know is that we were fucking the shit out of her and we got locked into a French Handshake"
"I'm going to have to scrub my nuts for an hour after you did that bag work on me"
"I'm not worried about that so much as the eye contact...Bro never make eye contact!!!!
"I don't know man all I know is that we were fucking the shit out of her and we got locked into a French Handshake"
"I'm going to have to scrub my nuts for an hour after you did that bag work on me"
"I'm not worried about that so much as the eye contact...Bro never make eye contact!!!!
by samweis July 9, 2010
Get the French Handshakemug. On a majestic hillside, high in the Catskill Mountain Region of New York less than three hours from New York City is French Woods Festival of the Performing Arts. A family run camp since 1970, French Woods has been the innovative leader of individualized programming for children. Four 3-week sessions are offered for campers aged 7-17 from early June through late August. Approximately 600 campers attend each session with a staff of over 300.
More than 85 activities are offered daily in music, art, theater, dance, circus, sports, magic, waterfront, extreme sports and horseback riding. An emphasis is placed on performing arts and traditional camp activities.
French Woods has a totally individualized program which encourages campers to design a schedule that gives them the opportunity to further develop their skills and explore new avenues of interest. The youngest campers have a special program that offers them choice and exposure to all of the French Woods programs, with some extra attention and instruction from their counselors.
More than 85 activities are offered daily in music, art, theater, dance, circus, sports, magic, waterfront, extreme sports and horseback riding. An emphasis is placed on performing arts and traditional camp activities.
French Woods has a totally individualized program which encourages campers to design a schedule that gives them the opportunity to further develop their skills and explore new avenues of interest. The youngest campers have a special program that offers them choice and exposure to all of the French Woods programs, with some extra attention and instruction from their counselors.
by A Head Counselor November 12, 2011
Get the French Woodsmug.