Flower Collector

Someone who only likes virgin girls.

"How far did Sally go with John?"
"No sex. that's all I care about."
"Dude, you're such a flower collector."

by awesome sauce on the fry December 9, 2008

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flowerfucked

When you step outside and have such a bad allergic reaction to the pollen in the air you start crying, your nose starts running, and your face feels swollen.

Friend: Are you crying?

You: No, I just got flowerfucked in the face!

by j2themfk August 19, 2011

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flower baby

The most innocent, easily disgusted person that you know.

Henry doesn't even know what a vibrator is and he's 17. He's such a flower baby.

by Yoyodaddyo April 10, 2017

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A pretty hot motherly flower. 🌸🌸🌸

Is the best in the world. Incredibly nice. Dumbly nice , makes you angry cry at stupid times. You must protect because she is a pushover and gives out love to anyone even the undeserving.🥊🥊🥊

If you let her in she will soften even the hardest twink ,muffin and goddess. leaving you a blessed a gloopy mess. All gloomy days will be left behind and all you will understand now is smothering,suffocating , supportive, never-ending love.💜💜💜

If you meet a flower, keep her close because you will never feel alone and be your best self.DONT LET HER GO… YOU FUCKER.🙌🙌🙌

WARNING: AN ANGEL CAN ALWAYS MISTAKEN FOR A FLOWER 😇😇😇

Flower walks in → I feel loved

(It's her superpower; FLOWERPOWER )

by Goddess™ February 14, 2019

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Flower

A flower is something you can find outside that is most likely colorful or it could be a name if you're name is flower you are beautiful 💕

(Why did you look this up)

Look mom I found a flower

Hi flower how have you've been

by Thattiktokgirltho June 6, 2020

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