Kneejerk Feminist

Someone who complains about lack of female representation immediately upon such a thought crossing their mind, often without an argument (let alone a logical and meritocratically-backed one) for, and sometimes even without examples of, women that should be included.

"Congratulations to Mark, Aidan, Zachary and Flynn of our university's programming team who won the gold medal at the national hackathon!"
Kneejerk feminist on social media: "wHy nO wOmEn?!?!?1?"
Everyone in the replies: "Do u want us to have lost or what. No woman even came close to making the team. Highest female scorer on the team selection test couldn't even manage half the points of the worst man on the team lmao"
Kneejerk feminist: "IMPOSSIBLE!! Selection test RIGGED!!!!1!"

by AL1QU0T October 10, 2024

Feminist

some stupid woman who says that women should be equally treated as men even though we literately work potentially life-ending jobs like being in the military.

Women's footballer: I deSeRVe EqUAl pAy!
Person with common sense: you're being a feminist.

by Kasprin December 29, 2023

Angry feminist

When you go to a feminist rally and proceed to ask them to make you sandwiches while whiping out your shlong

I went to that rally and pulled and angry feminist

by Asian nation May 17, 2019

Feminists vs Prison gangs

The feminist dyke plan to insult the prisoners turn them in wimpy faggots. The feminists bragged about the glorious result.

The dyke feminists lectured the prison population about how all men are evil. The prison guards let the prison gangs to pass the feminists around to improve their prison morale.The feminists screamed for hours while the guards laughed. Feminists vs Prison gangs

by queensburykid March 17, 2025

Feminist

The definition of feminism says that it means equal rights between men and women, but actual feminists proves this wrong. A feminist is nowadays a triggered man-hating fat cunt (usually a female) who thinks that there is enough inequality in the world for them to take action (even if there are next to none in reality), but has double standards. They get triggered whenever they see anything that has with men to do and want to eliminate everything manly in the world, even males themselves.

So please, if you believe in gender equality, please don't call yourself a feminist.

Man: *tells a slightly sexist joke*
Feminist: THIS IS WHY ALL MEN SHOULD DIE THEY HATE FEMALES AND...
Man: It is only a joke calm down.
Feminist: NO HOW CAN I CALM DOWN WHEN YOU ARE BEING A SEXIST WOMAN-HATING...
Man: Oh my god just shut up and get laid.

by Barnrumpknull May 28, 2017

Feminist

Lesbian stay-at-home mother with way to muchh time knowledge her hands

That women is a feminist

by Bark Bater March 8, 2018

feminist

Annoying fat aggressive cunt with unnatural colorful hair who never gets laid. Likely to complain about everything and blames men for it without facts and sources

Look at that annoying fat aggressive cunt with unnatural colorful hair! Stay away from it! It's a feminist.

by SovietComrade1820 September 4, 2017