aka: OFA. Plutonic attentions given by an overwight female to a otherwise available male; generally done in an attempt to atttract attention, though not necessarily sexual, or to control the male. Often accompanied by touching such as hugging or holding hands. Never beneficial in any way for the male as the female is merely trying to help herself and, as this is a means of female control, and the overwight female will never say anything about the male beyond how whipped he is.
Jack was going to leave the party to hang out but some overweight female attention kept him there past his curfew.
All the OFA Bob let himself get kept him from getting laid, ever.
All the OFA Bob let himself get kept him from getting laid, ever.
by Jester October 30, 2004
Get the Overweight Female Attentionmug. by GREYFOX0101 March 1, 2022
Get the Female objectifying douchemug. by John January 24, 2004
Get the Cubic Female Dynamicsmug. by Fairy Sacks November 17, 2003
Get the Female Reproductive Systemmug. A term used by terfs to describe themselves as cis women, while avoiding using the term cis or women, and basing the word female on biological factors
by jazz161 November 13, 2021
Get the adult human femalemug. A girl or woman, seen as good looking and hot, sometimes found sporting full sleeve tattoos and loved by many. Underlying this coolness exists the ability to knit, but to not look like one who knits, her coolness hiding her geeky ways. Very few in existence but have been sighted on the south coast of England but this has never been verified.
by Blowfish71 September 12, 2016
Get the Cool female geekmug. A female "A Player," who is generally difficult to get a hold of or is always engaged in outlandish or extremely fun activities. This person would be very unlikely to respond to text messages or phone calls in a timely manner as she is most likely at EDC, hanging with Ludacris, or otherwise engaged in a pool party of some kind. Generally these females are extremely attractive and know it.
God this chick is such an Outlander (referring to a female). She texts me back 3 days later with a full response like its normal.
by APlayer September 29, 2013
Get the Outlander (referring to a female)mug.