splatter factor

A measurement used to determine how much something, usually low quality food or alcoholic beverages, will make you shit your brains out. Could be referenced in regards to poop travel time, odor of shit, as well as explosiveness of diarrhea. It is widely accepted by many that "Colt 45 Blast" was aptly named in reference to having an astronomically high splatter factor.

"Damn homie, I just polished off a few Four Lokos and some bad indian food. I've had to hit the shitter 5 times in the last 3 hours. That's some major splatter factor.

by BigLerk206 December 16, 2013

Yogurt Factory

When a guy cums so much and so often it resembles a serving of yogurt. Can be served plain or with fruit.

"We had a great time last night! He was like a yogurt factory all over me".

by MissKB April 6, 2014

dickwith factor

If you one fixes, places or installs something where other people can get to it, someone will eventually DICK WITH it.

A maintenance person installs a thermostat in a common area used by employee's. The thermostat has a locking cover placed over it. Someone gets the cover worked loose and broken so they can turn up the tempurature. So the maintenance person must figure in the Dickwith Factor, installing the thermostat by means that makes it way to hard to dick with. or installing it in a manner that being dicked with makes no difference.

by Maintenance Man April 28, 2014

Gash Factory

An area or place that is noted for high concentrations of quality gash (hot women).

UCLA'S campus is a major gash factory.

by knightsofsesquipedalia December 31, 2015

fag factory

Transsexual porn

Tom: I'm an editor of ashemaletube
Boy: So you work in the fag factory?!

by maldiva October 5, 2016

de facto virgin

Someone who has only slept with prostitutes. Probably suffers from a lot of social anxiety/social isolation. Not necessarily ugly/fat. Often lives a sheltered existence. In said person's desperation, he sometimes seeks the companionship/instant gratification of hookers.

May as well be a virgin.

Tim has paid for sex but has never had sex with a real girl before.

Tim is a de facto virgin.

by Submitters of Words March 26, 2017

Tractor factor

An amount of time added to any journey in a rural area to allow for getting stuck behind slow moving agricultural vehicles or coming across farm animals in the road.

I know it's only half an hour away but I'm setting off now to allow for tractor factor.

by heppers July 22, 2017