farmers purse

A non chalant way of saying cunt in public

Matt you tattery old farmers purse come have a pint with us don't be a cunt

by Dasboot93 October 19, 2017

Fudgy Farmer

A sexual act where a male drops a dump on his partner’s chest and proceeds to flatten and spread it like a farmer’s combine would. He then Ejaculates on the freshly made soil and gives it a good watering with urine when all is said and done. Happy Harvest!

“It’s harvest season so I’d really like to work in that Fudgy Farmer tonight!”

by TheGoldenGoblet August 27, 2023

Farmer

Farmer
A pier drunk who never changes out their bait, hooks up and constantly looses fish

Hey have you seen big Ross out here ?

Oh you mean that f*****g farmer !

I think he’s at home peening all over his balls

by Aananymousssz October 31, 2022

farmer love

When there are two people who farmers who get it in with animals or people in barns

farmers love sex

(Bob) my uncle is all about that farmer love with the horses.

by Very_cool dude March 7, 2019

Rice Farmer

A white man who only likes asian girls

Mark only likes asian girls, he's a rice farmer

by DR. SHITASS April 3, 2023

Farmer parker

Someone called Joshua parker with yellow and very little teeth

Hi farmer parker

by ChsBruce May 13, 2018

Dick Farmers

A couple who only produce offspring of the male variety.

Jane: All my children are boys

Nathan: Your a Dick Farmers

by GibbonLips December 6, 2024