Flaps

Flaps, a common word that refers to someones's body flaps. You can get them if you are:

a.) Fat
or
b.) Have too much extra skin.
It is extremely nasty. More nasty than kankles. Appearence: They appear to be folds in one's stomach area, breast area, back, or chin.

How to Get Them: Eat.
How to Get Rid of Them: Excersise.

(Example):
Person 1: "You're fat..."
Person 2: "WELL YOU GOT MORE FLAPS THAN A VAGINA!"

by OMGWTFKFC September 18, 2010

flagstaff

Generally a derogatory term used to describe a male (though it can often work for the appropriate female as well). The term is derived from the straightness of a flag pole, therefore a man who is a flagstaff is extremely straight and shows this through his treatment of girls in his life. An example of this is when a guy ditches his friends to go watch a chick flick to impress some girl. Similarly a girl could be a flagstaff when she ditches her friends to go watch a sport to which she doesn't even know the rules only to impress some guy. Whipped is a term that is used similarly, however whipped generally refers to the dominance of the significant other whereas flagstaff refers to a personality trait possessed by the one who is being whipped (more specifically, a flagstaff will be a flagstaff no matter who his significant other is whereas one who is whipped may only be so because the significant other demands it).

Can you believe Billy is washing his girlfriend's car in -7 Degree weather? Man he is SUCH a flagstaff.

by Jaime Grace December 13, 2008

meat flabs

Breast that are not round and try to eat the bubbles after someone farts.

look at Keller's meat flabs.
They are so big.
Lets go beat them like a dog.
look they float.

by Kate Mooney April 5, 2003

Phil-Fearsome

The most handsome man on earth. The last man with a great dinosaur cock to walk the earth. This man will destroy any bitch that is lucky enough to be given the honour of being shagged by Mr. Fearsome.

A fighting, killing machine... I said MACHINE! If you get in his way you will be pounded to a bloody stump and then bbq'd and fed to rats. Your family will also be killed for fun afterwards. dont fuck around with this guy, he's dangerous beyond measure.

Also, a true genius, ask him any question. he will have the answer and if you disagree and think you know better chances are you are wrong beyond measure so dont even bother

Submit to the will of Phil

Julie: Oh my god, did you see that godzilla movie?

Sue: Yeah but Phil-Fearsome would kick his ass and then screw all the bitches in that movie and me and you too... to death!! what a legend!

Julie: Yeah... i wish!

by God - even i fear him! February 4, 2010

flarsy

Could be Belizian creole---English "floozy"
A busy body, usually a past-middle age, oddly overweight, short woman and if she smokes a cigarette is hanging... that lives in condominium (apt.) complexes in Florida, US and is always walking around, looking, snooping (literally), taking notes.
If there is a happening,it could be nothing or an accident or police looking for armed suspects at midnight-she is there. She befriends unknowing residents to get personal info and gossip, then uses it for personal satisfaction. Often they are on the condo board, mostly by default, sometimes they are even officers-ICK-the worst-in this case they use their authority to really do personal damage, like have cars towed at midnight or get competent onsite staff frustrated beyond return or even fired.

Do you know what that*******flarsy did now?
No, Mrs. is no longer friends with that *****flarsy.

I know of two superb examples in two separate places here in Florida.
My example has been verified by four separate people, at least.

by Deborah Cordier January 17, 2006

farshnov

A word or noise used to indicate indecision or confusion.

I am very farshnoved over this entire situation.

Farshnov it, what do you mean?

by Randomactsofspoon July 25, 2004

Flaps

An either temporarely or permanent state in your life in which everything results in failure. Such failure where the people around are you are ashamed but mocking you. This can be used as a name aswell

X - Omg, I had such a Flaps last night..
Y - Dude, last night? You have Flaps since the day I met you!

or

X - Cmon man, how hard is it? You look like you're a Flaps!
Y - Like you're never messing up, its just a short Flaps...
X - What ever Flaps, you're having Flaps so often that im emberassed...
Z - Hahaha look at him being a Flaps!

by Quadrophenia June 25, 2009