Falconer

Used car salesman
Snake oil merchant
Person who can speak for an hour but never actually answer your question

student 1- "What did he say?"
student 2 - "He was such a falconer, useless"

by jayfab_1990 November 8, 2012

Falcowned

Falcowned is similar in use to the word pwned. The word is more specific to losing a match in Super Smash Bros against the character Falco but can be applied to 'owning' someone in general be it through gaming ability, wit, physical ability etc.

Joe got Falcowned by a level 6 yoshi

by Dan Wright December 9, 2008

falcoknight

The pwnerer of both worlds, master of textures and concepts, tutor and student.

Falcoknight (verb) - to pwn.
Falcoknight (noun) - pwnage

I falco'd you last game.
or
Your mom is falcish!

I was like falcoknight on BF2, i mean i OWNED EVERYONE!

by Hungred Fluedsonburger December 9, 2008

Falconry

Using elevation to look for a suitable partner. Often used by males to seek females in a large crowd.

Dude 1 "Who's that man flying that hang glider through the streets!?"

Dude 2 "Oh thats Mark he's in to falconry, loves hunting birds!"

Dude 3 "He never catches any though!"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 22, 2010

falco lombardi

Mrs Gellatley, a teacher who shows an uncanny resemblance to the Nintendo character

"mission complete, widja"

by max May 10, 2005

Jimmy Fallon

The hottest talk show host.

Jimmy Fallon is one of the most precious humans in this world.

by idk who I am, sorry bruh October 26, 2020

falconer

Grown man w/bird and pistol seeking employment.

To alleviate the nuisance of pigeons and gulls at the waterfront, we have hired a falconer to release falcons and shoot pistols.

To alleviate the nuisance of the falconer, his falcons, and the random shooting, we have hired his ex-wife to patronize him.

by BuzzAldrin September 30, 2011