Ethan

A soyboy who cries on Discord about how he's so unloved and everyone hates him and that his fuckbuddy RPer friend took the fucking kids and left discord! We know you stream fortnite. We know you think you're hot shit despite being an absolute arsehole!

Ethan cried to his "friends" about how his friend deactivated his account!

by AwesomeEthanTV November 20, 2018

Ethan

Gets friend zoned for two years and is permanently but hurt.

why is Ethan so buthurt
obviously cuz Camila frienzoned him for two years

by The real oracle 666 November 5, 2018

Ethan

He's the most beautiful person in the world. The best person you could ever find. He has amazing blonde hair, and sky blue eyes you get lost in, you could stare at him all day, just looking at him will make your day better... He has the personality of an angle, funny, the nicest and cares a lot for his friends. Its hard to not like him he's literally PERFECT i would not change one thing about him.

So i basically like him, I told Ethan at school today and he said he did not like me, i mean who would btw i'm Jada nice to meet you! I wish he would like me, but that would just all be imagination...

by luvsick October 10, 2020

ETHAN

a name that is common af

Ethan you suck

by DamnEthanIsOneCommonName January 8, 2018

Ethan

Kid who doesn’t give a shit about anything but him/her self. Also a motherfucking bitch who watches porn, also a chotch who has a bitchy personality that makes him watch too much porn and r rated shit. Biggest motherfucking bithchy cunt dickhead arrogant, also know as Fuck boy. He also can not keep a fucking secrète for his shity ass life. He’s a fucking stupid little bitch that eats poopoo.he can fucking kiss my ass becuase he is a Little BITCH ANF HE IS A LONER ANDHAS NO FRIENDS AT ALL BECAUSE he sucks dicks. He pisses everyone the hell off, and he wines like a fucking baby. He’s a stupid little boy who calls people names not knowing that he’s the one that is everything he calls the other people, because he watches porn, he has become a hoe, a big fat hoe. He thinks he is so cool but really he is not. He’s also a big dick faggot and cock sucker.

#bramble #bitch #selffish #porn

Juan. Dude can help me if you don’t ill fail my grade
Ethan.

by Bitchdont esswith e April 21, 2018

ethan

thinks he is a fulltime bulker and LAD but actually absolute fucking numpty and troglodyte.

''Ethan doesnt even lift.''

by ftm1 March 11, 2013

Ethan

Huge douche who has sex with your best friend.

That guy is an Ethan.

by UglyButthole September 5, 2015