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Ethan

Gets friend zoned for two years and is permanently but hurt.
why is Ethan so buthurt
obviously cuz Camila frienzoned him for two years
by The real oracle 666 November 5, 2018
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Ethan

A young man who doesn't know what he's worth. He's very quiet and likes to keep to himself around people he doesn't know very well but can be very funny and caring towards his friends or people he's interested in. Ethan's tend to have very strange interests,but aren't afraid to admit that they he doesn't get along with his spouses family members when they have done him wrong he is the type that won't just get along with them just because he s with you depending on how bad they provoke him ,he's the type to just snap one of those time your family has him cornered like they always do and he he will make them disappear or he will just end up leaving you when you could of been the one to control what they did he will bitch about the same thing that bothers him until you change it he loves hard he's the type that likes to work on things be up all hours of the night building you things etc if you got yourself a Ethan don't lose him ladies !!!
by Ethans Rage March 31, 2020
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Ethan

an extravagant cripple.

will pay 3 billion dollars for belly button touches
example: wow he’s one heck of an ethan
by ppboynotgay June 24, 2019
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Ethan

Kid who doesn’t give a shit about anything but him/her self. Also a motherfucking bitch who watches porn, also a chotch who has a bitchy personality that makes him watch too much porn and r rated shit. Biggest motherfucking bithchy cunt dickhead arrogant, also know as Fuck boy. He also can not keep a fucking secrète for his shity ass life. He’s a fucking stupid little bitch that eats poopoo.he can fucking kiss my ass becuase he is a Little BITCH ANF HE IS A LONER ANDHAS NO FRIENDS AT ALL BECAUSE he sucks dicks. He pisses everyone the hell off, and he wines like a fucking baby. He’s a stupid little boy who calls people names not knowing that he’s the one that is everything he calls the other people, because he watches porn, he has become a hoe, a big fat hoe. He thinks he is so cool but really he is not. He’s also a big dick faggot and cock sucker.

#bramble #bitch #selffish #porn
Juan. Dude can help me if you don’t ill fail my grade
Ethan.
by Bitchdont esswith e April 21, 2018
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Ethan

He's the most beautiful person in the world. The best person you could ever find. He has amazing blonde hair, and sky blue eyes you get lost in, you could stare at him all day, just looking at him will make your day better... He has the personality of an angle, funny, the nicest and cares a lot for his friends. Its hard to not like him he's literally PERFECT i would not change one thing about him.
So i basically like him, I told Ethan at school today and he said he did not like me, i mean who would btw i'm Jada nice to meet you! I wish he would like me, but that would just all be imagination...
by luvsick October 10, 2020
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ethan

thinks he is a fulltime bulker and LAD but actually absolute fucking numpty and troglodyte.
''Ethan doesnt even lift.''
by ftm1 March 11, 2013
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Ethan

by UglyButthole September 5, 2015
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