Engineers algorithm

The engineers algorithm is a simple set of instructions on what to do in a certain situation. For example if something is not ment to move but it is moving use duct tape. If it is still moving you have not used enough duct tape. On the other hand if something is ment to move but it isn't moving, use WD40. If it is still not moving used more WD40 and continuously hit it with a hammer until it moves.

Person 1: " I don't know why this isn't working, any ideas".

Person 2: " are you talking about your wife not getting out of bed or the bearing seizing up. Use the engineers algorithm for the bearing. And promise me you won't drown your wife with WD40 and hit her with a hammer."

by Bread_man69420 December 28, 2021

Engineerical

A made up word used to describe a person or being that exhibits traits of an engineer, or used to describe someone doing things a engineer type person would do.

“Look at this blueprint I made. I’m so engineerical.”
“And I’m 99% sure engineerical isn’t a word.”
“I’m so engineerical that your engineerical engineers can’t even be as engineerical as my engineerical self.”
“What?”

by Bruh’ll’s’re’ve’d March 20, 2022

engine still runnin

That something or someone is still alive.

Quandale: ''Yo chief, how ya doin''
Dingle: ''Engine still runnin dawg''

by MofTheS June 23, 2022

Engine Underpants

Engine Underpants / ˈɛn dʒən • ˈʌn dərˌpænts /

Also known as " Creepers / ˈkri pərz / "

Any type of undergarment with a tendency to repetitively ride up your butt crack, with the power and reliability the of a steam-engine train riding the rail to the express tunnel, leaving you unhappily maneuvering it free and/or pulling it out like clockwork.

*Insert mental image of Thomas the Tank Engine Boxer-Briefs >>Here<< .*

I.E.

Friendo
" Why d'you keep walking like a freakin' crab person today..? "
Other Friendo
" -Shut up, I got some "Engine Underpants" on right now, they just keep ridin' up on me and it's driving me bonkers!"

by Pfeffernüsse Schädenfreude September 20, 2022

Engro

A combination of ‘emo’ and ‘angry’

P1 im so engro right now
P2 whats that
P1 Emo and Angry

by They laff at me bcz im ENGROOO October 19, 2022

Psuedo-Engrish

When a singer poorly mimics an accent, usually Latino or East Asian.

Guy 1: Diana Krall's a great singer.

Guy 2: Really? I heard her cover of 'So Nice' and she had a bit of an Elmer Fudd thing going on.

Guy 1: Must've been a spot of psuedo-engrish.

by Xanias August 15, 2010

Pocket Engraving

The scratches on something you keep in your pocket that were put there by other stuff in your pocket.

"Dude, nice zippo. But it's all scratched up."

"No man, that's just the sweet pocket engraving."

by NickFreakenRocks February 19, 2012