Eli

A person with big muscles ad big hands and nice hair that he always touches. A nice smile and a good jaw line. Is a mixture of Leonardo Dicapreo Harry Styles and Rudy Pankow.

"Eli is fit and has a great girlfriend"

by fbhbefhbefh September 13, 2021

Krispan Eli

Krispan Eli is a term for a pedo who eats children, and getting obese from 'Kid Meat' sus edition.

Are you eating baby jimmy?!? you damn Krispan Eli.

by Kristian Eli dámar menn September 17, 2021

Eli Manning

A retired quarterback that could be best described as mediocre at doing anything besides destroying the way-to-large dreams of the entitled Patriots fans

Bill Belichick: AHHH! My kryptonite ELI MANNING

Tom Brady: Come on coach let’s skiddadle

by Wistopher May 10, 2020

Eli

Coolest guy around

Eli is so awesome dude!

by Koen57 November 19, 2023

Eli

The guy who you think is nice but is intact a asshole

Eli ignored my boundaries
Eli's house of lies is crumbling

Eli called us mentally ill hypocrites

by UrParentsFavPan November 13, 2022

Eli

Eli is smart athletic and hot he has a huge cock too

Eli has a big dick

by anonymous February 20, 2022

Eli

Elis are gay and annoying

Gay shit, the most weird as guy in the world, life is bad with a eli

by Nimizh October 5, 2021