Essel Uysal

The Best The Best person in the world cant get better

WOW i wish i was like Essel Uysal

by jimbob55 June 1, 2011

Dirty Essay

When a student hates writing her university paper so incredibly much and is so sick and tired of thinking of normal things to do to procrastinate, that she takes the half-finished essay and fucks the paper up her ass. Only then can she finally feel satisfied at handing in the shit-covered essay to her professor by lighting the pile of academic shit on fire, on his desk.

Angry Girlfriend on phone: "If you don't come over here right now and shoot me in my asshole face for having to write this paper, I'M GOING TO HAVE TO PULL A DIRTY ESSAY!"

Loving Boyfriend: "If you don't write your essay I will come over and shit in your face. Thats a promise or you'll get a Dirty Sanchez."

by Haeden'sKitty March 30, 2009

essex gympasauras

Tym, a lowly being from deepest darkest essex

Timothy is such an essex gympasauras

by roo January 13, 2004

Essex

A town in northeastern Massachusetts. Essex has a lot of antique shops. The town is known for Farnham's, a seafood restaurant.

I had a nice dinner at Farnham's in Essex today.

by furbymaster45 December 20, 2011

Essex Dweller

Extremely un-inteligent being. More close to the genetic structure of a cockroach than of a human. It is highly rare to find an Essex Dweller with more than 0.001 I.Q.

"WTF, you got 1+1 wrong? You from Essex or sumfin?"

by Danny Earp January 18, 2004

Essex

Hick town on the outskirts on Windsor Ontario. Full of rednecks and people who like drugs, booze and on most occasions easy women. Dislike other minorities for the most part and usually wish they are from Alabama... Most also have a love for NASCAR.

You are being so Essex, put down the shotgun

by Acidwash July 27, 2009

Essen mein babies beine!

A German Term that literally means "Eat my Babies Legs!"

person a: I'm hungry

Person B: Essen mein Babies beine!

by TheBlasphemousOne April 10, 2009