An Elijah is the Lord of dumbness. He feeds off stupidity. He lives with his parents until death (dies early from eating Tim tams). Hates basketball and is weird.
by rossabong June 4, 2020

Elijah is one of the most handsome, nice, outgoing, friendly, uplifting, did I mention handsome person you will ever meet. He doesn’t judge anybody, and is a amazing friend. If you ever feel like the worlds against you he’s the friend to have by your side. He’s very smart, and thinks he knows it all, so don’t even try to debate with him because he’ll keep going until he gets the last word. He’s never really angry but when he is you will be surprised to see he’s not the same Elijah you always known and met. Relationship wise he’s the guy you want! Not only is a he smart he’s very considerate and understanding. He makes time for he girlfriend and treat her like she’s the most beautiful girl alive. He will defend, protect, and act all out for his girl. So if you ever meet a Elijah, you better make the right decision
by Mindyourbusiness16(JJNT) November 22, 2021

Elijah is the sexiest person in the entire world and he has a huge dick, he also has the best shoe game on the planet he will fry yo ass on ball and 2k but he fucks up with girls sometimes
by Rizz demon eli August 24, 2022

Gay. Gayest amongst everyone and has the smallest dick. Afraid to show it but has the worst temper and only into guys. Flattest ass but tall.
He's such an Elijah
by Th30neand0nly April 2, 2020

He is a nerd yet can be a bad boy. He loves girls but has thought of sucking dick. He lets white people say the N word in-front of him, but never saids it himself. He is tall and sexy and no one can stop him.
by You and me are family October 30, 2021

richard whipper @rwhipper: when i mount you, it's purely a sign of dominance, not attraction.
elijah daniel: ok boomer #TrumpUnblockElijah
elijah daniel: ok boomer #TrumpUnblockElijah
by gmljenejlepsi September 25, 2019

Elijah is a person that will never give up on anything or anyone unless you cross him and if you do he will beat your ass if he can. He is the sweetest person you will ever meet. If you are one of the girls he likes you are the luckiest girl alive. Elijah will do what ever it takes to be with you. He can also get mean sometimes and be annoying but he dose it because he truly loves you or has a crush on you. When ever you don't feel safe he will do what ever it takes to make sure you are. And if you are one of the girls that's in his arms you will never want to get out. Elijah will always be there for you but when he is by himself he is really depressed. After all you will never want to let go of Elijah.
by Korra'sWife March 4, 2021
