TQ Digital 

A gaming company that doesn't give a flying shit about the people playing it(unless they are buying items for the games.) Ran by a group of high school students and monkeys(or so it seems.) They created Conquer Online. One of the shittiest MMORPG's ever created. In this game,they fucked up over and over by adding certain things they thought would "enhance" your gameplay..Which is all bullshit,really. Their games are also over ran by BR's(Brazilians).

TQ Digital is the worst thing ever to happen to planet earth. They are an abomination to this planet and deserver to be blown to smitherines.

TQ Digital by Bobby Newhart October 2, 2007

Daddy Digital 

Your go to person who knows all the latest and most interesting news. The person you always call to fix all of your computer problems. And kn Also a pun on Wu Tang's RZA's BOBBY DIGITAL album from 1998.

Leo Laporte is my Daddy Digital. Dude always knows what's up with Google and everything tech related.

Daddy Digital by wheelzr April 10, 2010

DJ= Digital Jammaster 

DJ was once known as a Disc Jockey, but now we are in a digital Era and the name needed to be updated so behold to the revolution of Digital Jammasters.

Digital Jammaster Jam master DJ= Digital Jammaster

DJ= Digital Jammaster by Spunkerzzzzzzzz1992 November 29, 2011

The Digital Copyright Act of 2021 

The music industry's final form that sends you to literal jail for even simply having some accidental background music. DMCA's nuclear toy that is so diabolical it made Satan piss his pants because he wouldn't be allowed to listen to music or else they would rip him straight out of hell and into another type of hell

Prisoner A: I murdered multiple people robbing a bank, how about you?
Prisoner B: All I did was stream Cyberpunk 2077 without disabling the music. Goddamn you The Digital Copyright Act of 2021!
Priosner A: Damn bro get me the hell outta here

The Digital Copyright Act of 2021 by Pissandshitandfartandcum December 30, 2020

Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue 

Efficient Cordless Cleaning: Powered by the latest motor technology the Rapid Clean makes cleaning convenient and thorough
40 Minutes Long Lasting Runtime: Up to 40 min of fade-free runtime. Easily switch to MAX power on fingertip controls to increase suction for better cleaning on carpet and rugs
Easy Rest Feature: Need to take a break? The specially designed Easy Rest nook allows you to safely prop the vacuum up on countertops and furniture
Under Furniture Reach: We moved the dust cup to the front so you can lay the vacuum completely flat to reach under beds and furniture with ease
LED Headlights: Bright beams light the way so you can see dust and debris that might otherwise have been missed and make cleaning under furniture much easier

Oh man, I can't wait to get home and use my Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue to clean my dog's shit.

Eureka RapidClean Pro Lightweight Cordless Vacuum Cleaner, High Efficiency Powerful Digital Motor LED Headlights, Convenient Stick and Handheld Vac, Essential, Blue by SuperSamboy May 29, 2020

Obsessive Compulsive Digital Disorder 

A web-based disorder in which the patient is beset with the need to comment continuously on another's Facebook wall. Their dedicated doting is not done out of affection but out of an extreme insecurity. These positive comments are the web2.0 equivalent of pissing on a tree to mark territory. Attempts to delete these pheromone-infused comments will only accelerate their onslaught until you're inundated with notifications from being tagged in photos you aren't in, and your statuses being "liked" regardless of their content.

At first my boyfriend's “Can’t wait to see you!” and “Happy half-groundhog’s day!” facebook wall comments were cute, but after about the 16th “Looks like you had fun!” I realized that he was just suffering Obsessive Compulsive Digital Disorder and unfriended his insecure ass.

Obsessive Compulsive Digital Disorder by Hazel R. Felix February 11, 2010

Going Digital 

Means "It's Goin Down"

Tonight, It's Going Digital In The Club!!

Going Digital by Mrgoogle123 April 3, 2009