Chewbaccy defense

Refers to a questionable legal strategy regarding whether someone uses Skoal or Grizzly.

In Mark Twain's "Huckleberry Finn", our hero uses da "Chewbaccy defense" --- namely, dat da Widow Douglas uses snuff herself --- regarding his wanting to smoke his pipe.

by QuacksO July 18, 2021

Self Defense

When someone tries to beat you up so you beat them up to stop them from beating you up.

Person 1 used self defense when Person 2 tried to chase him and grab his weapon. Person 2 seemed to have intent of harming Person 1.

by Based Cow November 18, 2021

Public Defender

Anyone who has a job or role that involves defending the public, such as a police officer, security guard, or any of those militia organizations not regulated by the government

The public defender shot a nearby robber who attempted to rob a gas station with a shotgun.

by YuOfTheNight August 28, 2021

Self defensed

Verb. The action of a white man killing a minority with no repercussions by claiming self defense. (Kyle Rittenhouse)

Person 1: I’m going to the BLM protest later today.
Person 2: I hope you don’t get self defensed.

by nefariousone November 23, 2021

Josh defence league

The josh defence league is better than the panini gang. Josh is the greatest to ever exist and will never be defeated. JDL will always be better. No questions🍆

The josh defence league is better than the panini gang

by Joshua defence league February 2, 2022

The Defenders

4 badass superhero's save new York from the hand also one of the bad guys is daredevils ex girlfriend WHICH everyone thought that she was dead BUT NO but you see matt (aka daredevil) is just a massive simp over her so hes like bro ill die with you and then everyone has the guilt of leting daredevil die but no he didn't that's what they think the other superhero's are Luke cage, Jessica Jones, and iron fist so that is basically the whole show summarized I highly suggest watching the show (but netflix is removeing it so you can watch it on some illegal website)

Guy 1: Hey whats the best show ever
Guy 2: The defenders
Guy 1: how is it good?
Guy 2: It just is

by not my real name believe me February 26, 2022

Ketanji defence

When you avoid answering a simple question by saying you’re not some sort of expert

Made famous by Ketanji Brown Jackson

“Senator: So what is a woman?
KBJ: I don’t know, I’m not a biologist.”

“Friend: is it raining?
Me: I don’t know I’m not a meteorologist
Friend: are you really using the ketanji defence so you don’t have to get up?”

by Dr dampness March 26, 2022