by baddiecakes February 22, 2022
Get the Harder Daddymug. by heemknowz April 20, 2010
Get the Rump Daddymug. A group of gentlemen who gather together to take turns having intercourse with a (usually) willing woman with the intention of ejaculating inside her vagina. God willing, nine months later they will all be at the hospital to greet this new life into the world. They will all take a paternity test to determine who is the father. The winner of the daddy lottery will now assume all of the responsibilities gathered hereto of a "father." The remaining gentlemen will bust the balls of the winning gentlemen for the reminder of his life.
James: Hey Josh wanna come hang out at Molly's with the guys?
Josh: Sure James what's the plan?
James: Well Thomas convinced Molly to host a round of Daddy Roulette.
Josh: WTF?! Really? Sounds amazing, I always wanted to be a dad!
James: Well if you really think your soldiers can beat Aldric's this time, swing on by.
Josh: He already won once, I think I got this.
James: Don't forget that Joey, that little bitch Jacob, and Seb will also be rolling the dice.
(Party takes place; All respectable gentlemen take a turn to bust a nut in Molly)
(Nine Months Later...)
Josh: holy shit, bros... I think I got this!
Doctor: Well gentlemen, Molly gave birth to a beautiful girl. She named her Destiny.
James: What about the paternity test?
Doctor: Right, when it comes to newborn baby Destiny... Josh... you ARE THE FATHER!
Josh: HOLY SHIT! Woowho!, fuck you Aldric's seed!
James: (sack taps Josh) Congratulations buddy!
Josh: Sure James what's the plan?
James: Well Thomas convinced Molly to host a round of Daddy Roulette.
Josh: WTF?! Really? Sounds amazing, I always wanted to be a dad!
James: Well if you really think your soldiers can beat Aldric's this time, swing on by.
Josh: He already won once, I think I got this.
James: Don't forget that Joey, that little bitch Jacob, and Seb will also be rolling the dice.
(Party takes place; All respectable gentlemen take a turn to bust a nut in Molly)
(Nine Months Later...)
Josh: holy shit, bros... I think I got this!
Doctor: Well gentlemen, Molly gave birth to a beautiful girl. She named her Destiny.
James: What about the paternity test?
Doctor: Right, when it comes to newborn baby Destiny... Josh... you ARE THE FATHER!
Josh: HOLY SHIT! Woowho!, fuck you Aldric's seed!
James: (sack taps Josh) Congratulations buddy!
by TheGreatRanger1 November 15, 2019
Get the Daddy Roulettemug. by Puffmeemee June 3, 2018
Get the memey daddymug. by hive staff team March 5, 2022
Get the pug is daddymug. by lilmissa July 31, 2018
Get the daddy hitlermug. "Met Danny's parents this weekend, turns out he's a daddy kisser. He said hello and smooched that old man right on the lips."
by Aladeen6969 April 19, 2017
Get the Daddy Kissermug.