whatever dad

dad is right

father points out a fact to child and child responds with "whatever dad"

by Texas dad September 09, 2010

My dad

Leaves, comes back for food, then leaves again.

“Mommy, when will my dad be back?”
“The next time he wants food”

by NoodleHeadAss April 02, 2018

dad voice

When the kids don't listen to a word Mom is saying and then dad steps in by dropping his voice and octave and then tells the kids what to do and without as much as a moments hesitation they do the exact thing Mom as been asking them to do for the last hour!

N/A dad voice

by Scoprio February 22, 2018

rad dad

a sick Dad who is stoked to thrash with his kid.

yo check out that Rad Dad teaching his baby to surf... the kid can't even walk yet!

by pancho love May 07, 2007

hockey dad

A severe ass kicking.

When I find who keyed my car I'm going to give him a Hockey Dad.

by nrog November 24, 2007

kevin's dad

A guy who would blow you in the bathroom

I went to a club last night and the chick I met was as dirty as Kevin's Dad

by qwertyterd January 15, 2014

Black Dad

Someone who you never meet

“Lol you will never meet ur black dad”

by Tttyyy1212 October 08, 2018