by LyranSputnik February 04, 2022
by ladymanbearpig August 06, 2017
Ever think you’re gonna fart and suddenly a mudslide of shit drops down your leg? Ever pass gas in bed and shit all over your dog who was just laying under the covers keeping your ass warm? Need an excuse from your shitty ass job? Baby, you got the squirt dirts!
by Handyhomo February 25, 2019
Alex: did you have sex with her last night?
Sam: yeah! Man! We did butt stuff!
Alex: did you give her your load?
Sam: yes, i shot in the dirt!
Sam: yeah! Man! We did butt stuff!
Alex: did you give her your load?
Sam: yes, i shot in the dirt!
by John Doe749397645 January 06, 2018
by BurnTheDirtBro May 24, 2019
by BurnTheDirtBro May 24, 2019
by Nubians September 16, 2021