Post Jerk Depression

The moment right after you cum while masturbating, that you question doing it in the first place and feeling like shit.

“Man, I had super bad P.J.D (Post Jerk Depression)last week. I haven’t beat my meat since then.”

by Kicky40 March 15, 2018

White Girl Depression

The Type of "Depression" one can only come out of with the help of the Writings of Jahseh Dwayne Ricardo Onfroy

Dickhead: X hElPeD mE wItH mY DePrEsSiOn

Sensible person: Then you weren't deppressed you just had White Girl Depression

by Brian the duck god August 19, 2019

deprention

Someone who publicly posts or talks about being "depressed" when in reality you can see them doing it for attention. They will annoy you with things about how they have "no meaning in life" and then the mindless fucks who can't see right through it, like you can, will come rolling in trying to comfort them as you see them smirk. I am not talking about the real depressed people, my respect goes out to you. Get well. just the ones who are clearly faking, you insolent attention whores.

"you see doug over there"
"yeah I feel bad for him"
"don't be, he is just a deprention whore"

by gatman January 25, 2015

depressed

Down, or sad, most times, and sometimes it is hard to be happy again.

When you are sad, you might be depressed.

by The Human Being/Person December 5, 2016

PPD - Post Party Depression

The morning after a party when you feel bad about drinking so much and fear things you've said or done could have upset someone or was just plain embarrassing.... on top of being extremely hungover.

Ugh, last night's party was insane. Why do I have 10 missed calls, and wtf - all these texts. I'm going back to bed, fuck this PPD - post party depression.

by firefly_CV October 24, 2014

Depression of Emos

The collective term to describe a group of Emo youths gathered together.

Hey, that is a well behaved, although oddly subdued group of youths over there.

Yeh, its cool, just a depression of Emos hangin'.

by Adam VW March 16, 2008

facebook depressed

Someone who writes depressed quotes, sayings or lyrics, and is perfectly happy in real life.

Ann Daivd On Facebook: Is alone in this world...

The Next Day At School

Ann David IRL: Hi guys! I'm the happiest person in the world!

Friends: Dude, she is totally facebook depressed.

by ThatKoolGuy April 19, 2009