Brown Crayon

when someone needs to take a number 2 and can not hold it.

I need to take a number 2 and if I do not hurry I will have a brown crayon in my pants.

by funnyguy211 February 11, 2010

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dousche-crayon

A writing utensil composed of used woman's products (tampoons). Come in various shades.

Hey Franky, pull that dousche-crayon out of your nose!!

Nancy that's a totally awesome painting! OMG that's a dousche-crayon!!

by George Cloonedyke April 9, 2010

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Lidl Crayon

A penis that is thin like a crayon and looks like it could snap. Also tends to be deformed and to be a strange colour.

You see that guy over there? I heard he has a right Lidl crayon going on!

by General Fire November 12, 2012

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La Cray

It's a faster and shorter way of saying Life is Crazy.

I can't believe he did that gurl
I know gurl La Cray

by Fron Matuma November 15, 2012

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getting extremely intoxicated by drinking obscene amounts of alcohol and: chugging/funneling any beverage in sight, dancing with anyone in the vicinity, blacking out, demanding drugs, falling asleep outside frat houses, screaming along to any song relatively familiar, hooking up with men of color, being 'that girl', and generally being obnoxious, loud, and giggly.

After finals week, I just want to get DK Cray.

Did you see that girl funnel that Loko?, so DK Cray.

by theRatchetMu May 8, 2013

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