Cougar

Alfie's mother

Cricket, Alfie's mum is an Absolute cougar!

by SCABIEWARRIOR52 July 26, 2018

Cougar

An older woman who frequents clubs in order to score with a much younger man. The cougar can be anyone from an overly surgically altered wind tunnel victim, to an absolute sad and bloated old horn-meister, to a real hottie or milf. Cougars are gaining in popularity -- particularly the true hotties -- as young men find not only a sexual high, but many times a chick with her shit together.

Boy 1: Dude have you met Kaydens Mom?
Boy 2: No why?
Boy 1: she is the cougae of all cougars, I'll introduce you.
Boy 2: Hell yeah. I can't wait to meet this cougar
Boy1: She will teach you all kids of grown up stuff

by Poprart please May 18, 2020

cougar

a sexy woman who is older

me: hey you see that girl?
friend: yeah she’s older.
me: yeah she’s a cougar😳

by hellcat64)3$ August 24, 2022

cougar sweat

illegally distilled whiskey that is so damn powerful, it will make anybody lucky enough to take a swig shit themself. Mainly distilled in Alabama and Tennesee.

Person 1: hey dude take a mouthful of this stuff I just brewed. Its called cougar sweat.

Person 2: naw man, I mixed that shit with kool aid in high school. It was a bad time

by dack janiels whiskey June 9, 2014

cougar sugar

a cougar that has done cocaine before you have sex with her

"man that sure is a cougar sugar"

by Nigherferb March 5, 2022

cougar's life

(based on , but absolutely NOT related to, the internet site cougarlife.com, hence two words)

a life based on hedonism, immorality and amorality

If you want to know what a cougar's life is, and how to live one, you can ask an a deutsche schwein like Hugh Hefner or Bernie Madoff

by Sexydimma August 26, 2014

Cougar Skin

A cougar skin is a woman who is older than a cougar and unattractive and lecherous and acts creepy and tries to sleep with men far younger then herself. A cougar skin is thus labeled because she is past the age of being designated as a I MILF and now is labeled a MIWNLF: Mom I would not like to fuck. Also known in antiquity as a old hag.

"Jennifer Lopez soon ain't gonna be a cougar she gonna be a cougar skin pretty soon and now man will wanna fuck he"

by Nerdboy1982! August 2, 2022