A boy with light brown hair and blue eyes and a ugly face and picks his nose. A huge baseball fan but he also probably secretly likes boys too but I am whateves I don't judge.
by MadGirl101 December 14, 2017
Get the Cooper Blanchardmug. To cloop in your coop so bad you need to cooperate to the hoards of unwieldy fowl about to peck your eyes out if you don't cooperate and sign this contract right now and submit to cockscrocksLMT immediately
Cooperate;
You: Dear god
Fowl: The harvest has come
You: OKAY FUCK I'LL SIGN YOUR DAMN CONTRACT I'LL STOP FONDLING YOUR EGGS
You: Dear god
Fowl: The harvest has come
You: OKAY FUCK I'LL SIGN YOUR DAMN CONTRACT I'LL STOP FONDLING YOUR EGGS
by SumptuousAbalone April 6, 2024
Get the Cooperatemug. 
The best at sports and always trys to be the class clown. He is handsome and have a big penis. He is the one that all girls love. He is the kind of person who will sweep you of your feet and dazzle you. He is always the best at whatever he does and is the sexiest man alive!
Cooper your so hot
by The bad guy in west ave October 9, 2018
Get the Coopermug. Cooper is a fucking retard he looks retarded and acts retared and he's fucking gay and he likes eating shit and eating his shit he likes dingleberry's just a little dingle berry. He also like lauras dad and likes sa
by fuckingjatecooper May 14, 2024
Get the Coopermug. cooper is a guy with no ass at all. coopers go for the worst footy teams and are terrible at many sports and activities like footy, basketball and more. coopers have an extremely bad taste in food.
by absolute goat August 31, 2021
Get the coopermug.