colander dick

Colander dick is where the foreskin sticks in such a way to create multiple escape routes for urine, upon taking a piss. This commonly occurs in the early hours of the day, during the morning toilet ritual. The result is a miss fire where neither stream hits the intended target of the bowl. Due to the absence of for-thought at such a time in the morning the colander dick is rarely corrected.

1) Caught out by Colander dick again this morning! i pissed everywhere except the toilet...
2) sorry honey, iIhad the choice of peeing half on the floor and half in the bowl or on both sides of the seat, because of colander dick!

by disaster class June 12, 2016

Colag

1) The act of grabbing someone's neck and arm, then you lift them up and slam their coccyx onto a hard surface.

"Dude, did you watch the fight match yesterday?"
"No, what happened?"
"Jamie colaged Jones on the wood floor."

by Ghaodoni September 11, 2016

Cola

Cool oxygen leather apple

Me: Hey what did you get for lunch?
Friend: A cola.

by ColaDestroyer69 January 30, 2017

Chola

A Punjabi word which means clitoris of female

i will fuck your chola.

by Fiaz Fraudia April 22, 2017

cholamady

Fried green peppers, tomatoes and onion with some egg scrambled in it. I think a Jewish Czech dish.

This cholamady is delicious.

by Hollywood_Jeff June 8, 2017

Ceolan

A great guy. He is shy and dont believe in his skills or looking but he is a handsome badass and bro. He has really supersaiyan swag and is the definition of a bro. I believe in him and you always can count on him. He needs to show what a badass he is and wish Thema best for him. He is a friend you want to have and you dont want to loose him. Thanks for all.

Ceolan is a really good bei with supersaiyan swag.

by Taochan August 4, 2017

Colaholic

A person who seems to have a addiction to soda or sugary drinks

nana drinks too much soda in her sparetime therefore she is a colaholic

by PopAPercocet August 19, 2017