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death cookie

A big ass chunk of hard snow, which you must avoid or jib off when snowboarding.
"Theres heaps of death cookies on that run"
by Ben Sinclair October 30, 2003
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your goose is cooked

Destroy one's chance's or hopes
Your goose is cooked

Origin: "From a 16th century legend: King Eric of Sweden had come to an enemy town to attack it. The town's burghers in a show of contempt for the king and his small band of men, hung a goose from a town tower and then sent a message to King Eric that asked in effect, 'What do you want?' "To cook your goose," came the kings reply... Whereupon the Swedes set fire to the town, cooking the goose in the process and sent a message to the burghers stating 'your goose is cooked"
by WildBill@W-B April 27, 2014
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Cookies and cream

Masturbation while pooping; often onto a person.
I was thinking about Alexis while I was pooping.
So you jacked off on the toilet?
That bowl was loaded with cookies and cream.
by 3-BAG December 9, 2008
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that's the way the cookie crumbles

A term used to explain to somebody that you can't control the way things are going to happen or exspect them to happen a certain way.
Person 1: I never win anything
Person 2: Thats the way the cookie crumbles
by Al May 31, 2004
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cookie duster

Be sure to keep that cookie duster trimmed.
by LightJoker April 9, 2006
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COOKIE monster

Undoubtedly the BEST character on sesame street! The super cool dude with a great taste in food! I loved sesame street and it was all his doing! Fuck elmo! He sucks! What is everyones obsession with elmo? The cookie monster OWNS elmo. Elmo can go rot in hell!
"C is for Cookie!"
"It's all about the cookie, mmm, the cookie, yeah, the cookie!"
by Eleanor April 10, 2005
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Mexican Fortune Cookie

A taco with a food stamp in it. This food stamp has a mexicans fortune printed on the back.
Juan’s fortune from his mexican fortune cookie said that he will win his falsified racial discrimination lawsuit he filed against his White employer.
by Maxwell February 14, 2005
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