Contact Die

walking into the shitstorm that is either cinematic torture or auditory rape.

I went to my friends house the other day and they were watching the Hannah Montana moive and I got a contact die

by Mr. Squee July 27, 2009

Contact Change

When a member of the opposite sex changes their contact on your phone to something erotic.

"She totally wants him, she contact changed from Jackie to I want Jackie's sexy bod".

by LyanRach July 27, 2009

connectislut

simply a slut from connecticut. typically lots of old money, probably went to Yale or Trinity or Connecticut College or Wesleyan.

A: What did you do last night?
B: 4 connectisluts sucked my dick at the yacht party

by JMSTANDISH December 20, 2010

Contact lenses

YOU USE THEM TO CHANGE YOUR UGLY EYES (this is a joke xD)

Your eyes arent ugly lol 💖 contact lenses.

by LeahDaLeLemon May 27, 2021

butt connection

The place where the butt connects to the thighs

That skirt is way too short, you can see her butt connection

by Shannon Murphy December 23, 2007

Pig Contest

Almost identical to hoggin, a pig contest involves two or more contestents that try to pick up the fattest and/or ugliest girl in a bar.

We didn't see any hotties in the bar, so me and my buddies decided to have a pig contest last night. I won because I banged your Mom!

by Tubzilla January 20, 2009

Russia Connection

Phrase used by Leftist journalists to invoke Red Scare-esque fear into the populace. It can mean anything from your favorite salad dressing, Russian dressing, or your great-uncle, Yuri, to a buddy from your study abroad program who lives in Russia.

The President of the United States and his cabinet have many Russia connections including that one Russian Scientist who gave a presentation on global warming.

by Chris Pratt's Husband November 2, 2017