dog whistle comment

A surreptitious inclusion of code words or phrases that will be heard by some of those listening, while not disturbing the other listeners, who may not appreciate the hidden message(s).

President George W. Bush is constantly littering his speeches with dog whistle comments meant for the religious right, so that he can tell them what they wants to hear, while not offending those who aren't evangelical or born again. (paraphrase of text by Ian Welsh, on his Agonist blog)

by Mike P. Grant, esq. October 5, 2006

Commencement

Best album ever made! Created by Deadsy.

I just got Deadsy's Commencement, I can now end my fullfilled life!

by Toliy December 22, 2004

Commentosis

Commentosis, sometimes known as Tweetpression is the depression that engulfs a person when the object of your affection online comments to the comment after yours, and in doing so neglects to acknowledge your contribution to the thread.

The object of your affection- "I really need to get out of the house tonight!"
A person you hate now- "Yeah, same. I'm gonna go train at the gym."
You- "It's my night off, can I shout you dinner and a movie?"
The object of your affection- "Have a great session at the gym!!!"
Your inner monologue- "Total commentosis."

by JayszunVanderwerff July 24, 2011

commercial

for the most part, a waste of time. why do we have to watch advertisements on cable/satellite t.v. when we pay for the television and the fucking services to watch programs? The damn companies are money hungry and can't be happy with the 106 dollars a month we pay them for t.v. channels.

cable and satelite providers that show commercials like direct tv and comcast, and time warner and eagle communications, and many others need to be replaced by companies that actually care about their customers.

by Hawn Gnarley July 23, 2014

Commes des fuckdown

It Means Calm The Fuck Down I Think Its French

Commes des fuckdown everything going to be alright just take it easy

by Smart Aleck 2500 August 19, 2013

comme ci, comme ca

From the French which translates to "like this, like that" which in English can be "this way, that way". I've heard this used to describe questionable sexual orientation. Pronounced coom-see coom-sah.

"That's a nice pink shirt, bud. You a little comme ci, comme ca?"

by MacWhiz1 January 16, 2008

Commentardy

The official description of the poor person who comes up with the perfect comeback ... about 6 hours too late.

Guy A - Hey spazoid, have you seen my tape measure?

Guy B - No

(6 hours lapses)

Guy B - I'm so commentardy! I should have said "Yeah, your mom brought it to my house last night to measure how big a real man is." That would've been awesome.

by smeleigh July 21, 2007