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Reduce, you're coming not good to me

A phrase, originally invented in Israel. One may use this phrase when another (which he dislikes) approaches him and/or requests something from him.
*MIKE HATES DANNY*

Danny: Hey Mike what's up?
Mike: Reduce, you're coming not good to me.
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Comically Large Spoon

"dawg can I get some ice cream?" The first man says, opening the fridge.
"only a spoonful!" The second man says, pointing a finger at the first man.
Then the first man pulls out a comically large spoon, enough to take the entire tub of ice cream.
When the first man pulls it out he has a large grin on his face, a death stare, perhaps a stare of "you got tricked"
He proceeds to take the ice cream from the fridge.

It is funny because the spoonful is actually very large, and can take so much ice cream, that it would not even be a spoonful anymore.
1. I will use my comically large spoon to trick my friends into thinking I will only take one spoonful, when the spoon is comically large, it will be more than one normal spoonful, therefore getting the desired amount of ice cream from the refrigerator
by SteamyWuffle January 12, 2021
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Coming down with a case of the Winonas

A phrase referring to the act of shoplifting. Derived from Winona Ryder's 2001 shoplifting scandal.
Kay: "Hey, do you wanna go to Abercrombie after school???"
May: "I thought you couldn't afford their clothes."
Kay: "Well, I think I may be coming down with a case of the Winonas..."
May: "Ohhh, you're BAD. But sure, I'll come."
by Lance's Buddy February 28, 2008
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comcatastrophe

Any disaster involving Comcast. (The word is a portmanteau of Comcast and catastrophe.)
-Awwww mannn, my Comcast connection goes out every couple days!
-Wow, what a Comcatastrophe!
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-Comcast dug up my yard without asking! What a Comcatastrophe!
by Home slice October 3, 2008
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comcastration

To deprive customers of adequate entertainment quality or value.
Comcastration is rampant. I was comcastrated last weekend.
by Rev. Diagnostic July 27, 2011
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COMC

person 1: yeah, she told me she didn't want suck me off
person 2: and what did you say?
person 1: i told that bitch to COMC
by lapisara December 12, 2019
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coming up sideways

1. To approach somebody with dishonest intentions.

2. To disrespect somebody, especially in their own house.

3. To flirt, especially if the flirting is unwanted, or behind their significant others' back.
"Damn, why is he coming up sideways on me? He knows I have a man."

"Miss oompa loompa body ass bitch coming up sideways at me like I ruined her life, she ruin her own damn life."
by Pikapikahikaru June 25, 2020
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