The act of cutting your banana into your cereal that has almost no milk with a spoon. This is because your knives are packed away and you're too lazy to get them/forgot where they're packed, AND you couldn't be bothered to go to the grocery store because you're too poor to afford milk that isn't baby-formula.
I just college cereal'd my cocoa puffs and my roommate looked at me, then proceeded to offer me water to make the milk last longer.
by TheOperation August 19, 2010
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Guy two: "I oversaw on this dudes computer, Two Girls One Cup video"
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Guy two: "No man, the dude's reaction! Caused major collateral laughage man!"
Guy two: "I oversaw on this dudes computer, Two Girls One Cup video"
Guy one: "That's not cool, man!"
Guy two: "No man, the dude's reaction! Caused major collateral laughage man!"
by Padenormous February 27, 2011
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People that wear multiple college apparel different days from different colleges.
Similar to gender confusion
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"Dude, did you see Austin today?"
"Ya he was wearing his Stanford shirt"
"Wasn't he wearing UCLA stuff yesterday?"
"Ya, and UNC stuff the day before...."
"Man that boy is College Confused"
"Ya he was wearing his Stanford shirt"
"Wasn't he wearing UCLA stuff yesterday?"
"Ya, and UNC stuff the day before...."
"Man that boy is College Confused"
by mosa mose August 22, 2011
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"I'll be heading to Boston with my dad for some college tourture. Can't wait to visit the 'amazing' student union and 'super cool' dining hall."
by wingit123 October 20, 2011
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"She was in here for 15 minutes last night and it felt like an hour. Bitch just won't shut up."
"...I don't know how to tell you this bro, but you were collested."
"...I don't know how to tell you this bro, but you were collested."
by supersecurityfolk April 25, 2013
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by Mr. Robotron March 14, 2019
Get the Collegegate mug.Definitely not as bad as The Woodlands High School or Oak Ridge High School, and better than its feeder middle school Knox Junior High....but still pretty bad.
"What school do you go to?" "Oh I go to College Park High School..."
Person In District: "Aww lucky, I go to Oak Ridge High School!"
Person Out of District: "Ew, that craphole..."
Person In District: "Aww lucky, I go to Oak Ridge High School!"
Person Out of District: "Ew, that craphole..."
by totallychris May 23, 2019
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