A coffee bum is someone who mooches coffee from a co-worker or the office coffee fund but never gives any money to the fund or re-pays the person with the coffee. They are even known to leave a cup of coffee in the coffee pot , without making a new pot of coffee. Their best move is making change with the coffee fund money, then leaving the less than pot of coffee on the burner, until it turns to Carbon-12 on burndown mode and the fire alarm goes off.
Dick :
Hey Harry do you have any coffee ?
Harry:
Yeah man
Tom:
That f** ing dick never brings any coffee.
He is a f#$#ing coffee bum
Sally:
WTF is that smell!?!? ?
Harry:
It’s the coffee pot again! Some coffee bum didn't finish the pot.
Once again the Dick walks away. But he did make change.
Hey Harry do you have any coffee ?
Harry:
Yeah man
Tom:
That f** ing dick never brings any coffee.
He is a f#$#ing coffee bum
Sally:
WTF is that smell!?!? ?
Harry:
It’s the coffee pot again! Some coffee bum didn't finish the pot.
Once again the Dick walks away. But he did make change.
by The Dude of the Stupid April 09, 2019
*zoom meeting, 9AM*
Mr Smith, are you drunk? It is nine in the morning!
You: eehhh noo jusst sreee cupss of quarantine coffee
Mr Smith, are you drunk? It is nine in the morning!
You: eehhh noo jusst sreee cupss of quarantine coffee
by entjungferinator3002 April 26, 2020
When you consume so much coffee that your mood and energy becomes elevated and you feel like you can take on the world. A state often sought after by desperate college students cramming for a test/exam or trying to stay alert in class after a night of getting "real wasted".
"I have an exam at 8am today... I'm getting coffee wasted!"
Jill: "Jack, why are you acting so weird?"
Jack: "Sorry, brah, I must be gettin' coffee wasted!"
Jill: "Jack, why are you acting so weird?"
Jack: "Sorry, brah, I must be gettin' coffee wasted!"
by pishposhsloshed May 15, 2012
Yes, it's a sex act. A Louisiana Love-in. In a threesome involving a white person and two creoles the caucasian man / woman is said to be having this.
by hopscotch honey hamster July 17, 2011
A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee wiener. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack September 25, 2016
A white person that owns a coffee beanery, where coffee is brewed. Americans or people who love drinking coffee, a person who drinks way too much coffee. Americans who love coffee or Starbucks.
I love coffee, I'm a coffee wiener. I drink it every day.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
Uncle Craig owns a coffee beanery, yup he's a coffee wiener, just kidding.
Americans can't get enough coffee, I guess we're a coffee wiener nation.
Stop drinking so much coffee you coffee beaner.
by Equal crack September 25, 2016
People who are jacked up on coffee. Often have bad breath & can be easily spotted because they almost always carry a thermos everywhere they go. They drive too fast, talk too fast & are some of the most annoying people on the planet.
I thought that bitch had undiagnosed ADD, but when I smelled her breath I realized she was a coffee tweaker.
by evablogger August 23, 2016