Chocolate Diamond

The act of shoving rock candy up one's anus, then defecating on another's chest.

Man 1: What's your favorite part of the day?
Man 2: Well, I would have to say its when the secretary, Margaret, Chocolate Diamonds me during our lunch break.

by Sandwich Bread March 2, 2014

Chocolatey

Approximating the flavor of chocolate but not necessarily containing actual chocolate. Relating to ersatz or artificial chocolate-like substances. Apparently deemed suitable in labeling foodstuffs.

This ice cream is called "Mint Chocolatey Chip". Look at the label. There's no real chocolate in it, only "chocolatey bits". Let's buy something real!

by Eclectic Lawyer September 13, 2017

Chocolate Gelato

chocolate gelato: this is when a homosapien eats an excessive amount of indian/mexican leading to an very nasty outcome of slopiness and sloppy excretion

Steven: Damn!
John: What bro
Stephen: That nasty bitch sharted it was chocolate gelato

by sir_boqueefious September 17, 2018

Chocolate Dipped Rosebud

A delicious, sweet twist to an otherwise ravenous session of eating ass.

Prior to commencing analingus, the receiver places an unwrapped chocolate Hershey bar square (1-3 squares recommended) between their ass cheeks, near the top of their ass crack, and initiates 10-15 minutes of brisk movement or exercise.

This allows for the sweet chocolate to melt and flow gingerly into the pucker wrinkles and on the succulent petals of the old rosebud.

Akin to a chocolate fondue, it will be devoured by the giver in what will be the most stimulating tongue punching of the fartbox experience ever received.

A favorite on Valentine’s Day and birthdays.

I surprised Clara on Valentine’s Day with a chocolate dipped rosebud. She was eating my ass like a fat kid eating candy and I also got a reach around.

by Dick Onchin October 10, 2020

Chocolate stick

The act of performing anal with an unclean butt and pulling out with poop covering your dick

Billy tried anal but got a chocolate stick

by MrBanana4 November 2, 2020

Air Chocolate

The new shit brand of Hershey that only uses half the chocolate .
BTW they fart in the air bubbles...

Chase: Hey lets go get some Hershey's Air delights.
Ryan: Fuck that Air Chocolate! I'm getting real candy...

by Squiduu October 26, 2011

cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set

its a hyperconundrum noun designed to confuse any and all reading it, has the ability to end a conversation instantly just like being ugly

jacob : " hey whats up? lol
Dave : "cheese willies with the chocolate fondue set"
jacob :"what?"
dave has logged off

by BIG nobskey September 5, 2010