Coffee Man

A guy who likes Coffee

I am Coffee Man!!!

by Gmoney989 November 4, 2016

Weekend Coffee

A coffee that you drink on the weekend. During the week, you drink coffee out of necessity. Your job is hard! Waking up sucks!

Then, the weekend comes. You drink a coffee because it's delicious and gets your brain going just in time to read a book, play some hacky sack, or do absolutely nothing all damn day long.

"If it's Sunday, you know it's weekend coffee."

by Motorcycle Todd June 19, 2013

coffee breath

joe locke

joe locke has coffee breath according to both kit and bash (bash took it to the extinct and made a whole song about it . that had the whole fandom, screaming and crying

by joelockelvr67 July 19, 2022

Coffee Tweaker

People who are jacked up on coffee. Often have bad breath & can be easily spotted because they almost always carry a thermos everywhere they go. They drive too fast, talk too fast & are some of the most annoying people on the planet.

I thought that bitch had undiagnosed ADD, but when I smelled her breath I realized she was a coffee tweaker.

by evablogger August 23, 2016

Coffee-up

Drinking a lot of coffee to stay up late or get some energy for an activity. coffee, hot coffee, java, java juice, wake up, stay up, stay up late, Starbucks, energy drink

I gotta study for my mid-terms this weekend, so I'm gonna coffee-up.

by joecoolthefool April 20, 2016

Coffee time

When with a friend at coffee shop. You both sit down to have coffee and have a conversation or two, first one to have to shit gets fucked.

Me and Corey had coffee time the other day and I held my shit longer than he did!

by Evans2987 September 27, 2022

Coffee and water

It basically means sex, usually used the morning after. It’s also a way to discreetly hit on someone, like if you ask them for some “coffee and water” you really just want sex.

Damn girl, can I order some coffee and water?

by Moggerizer April 5, 2022