Nob Chopper

When taking a pee pee, the toilet seat lid falls down and lands on your doo dah dang wang resulting in a sore penis.

"I cant COME out today"
"Ahhh damn why not?"
"I had a bit of a nob chopper"

by marksmum March 16, 2009

david copperfield

When you tell a woman you can make your dick disappear and
she says well how can you do that and you explain to her that all she has to do is open her mouth!!!!!

My girlfriend wanted to watch tv the other night and I told her wait a little while longer because David Copperfield is coming

by stuart williams November 7, 2006

Chopper

Nickname for Mark 'Chopper' Reed. Real life Aussie crim who chopped off his own ear and had a witty way with words. A pretty cool film was made about him, named "Chopper" Great portrayl of Bogans and westies in there as well.

Eric Bana's Chopper was better than the real Chopper.

Q: We've got to get him to hospital Chopper?

A: Do you think my name is Mark Fuckin Medicare Reed?

by sylvy September 23, 2006

Clomper

A slang word used to refer to a foot dating back to the 1850's.

The girl hurt her Clomper on a rock.

by 6644Invader August 17, 2011

the clapper

After you have sex, the dick is soft. When the dick is soft tell her to get on her knees, then immediatly slap your dick across each side of her face. (then you hear a clapping sound)

After Byans dick was soft, Cindy got on her knees and Bryan slapped his dick on her face and made a clapping noise. Hints the name The Clapper

by Thomas Bryan September 4, 2006

copperknob

coppeknob is a lad with ginger pubes so they have a copper nob! girls dont go near them copperknobs they are nasty ( its just a fact not to go near them)

simon collins he aint got ginger hair, but beleive when you go down stairs they are ginger! simon collins is a COPPERKNOB!

by danny houghton October 9, 2007

choppers

Manly name for leather mittens worn in the northern hemisphere.

My hand are freezing, grab my choppers would ya!

by Fidelis Modulus November 14, 2007