Vacuum cleaner

aren't you tired of your girl squirting all over your bedroom well you should use a vacuum cleaner! When she says "I'm cumming, I'm Cumming" you grap your handy vacuum cleaner and place it onto the vaginal region, she then proceeds to squirt into the safety of your vacuum cleaner!!! No pain and no stain!

Pedro's gf would not stop squirting all over his casa, he bought the handy Mandy vacuum cleaner and no pain no stain!!!

by Juicybigsausage June 14, 2016

Clean the pipe

1. To clean a pipe in a stroking motion, in a way in which it looks like masturbating.

2. To be jerked off

Hey Brad, Sally's talent is to clean the pipe. I found out last night. That's sick bro!

by Connor123 October 20, 2014

Clamando

A female who is not wearing underwear. The female equivalent of Freeballing.

Britney is going clamando agian. Unfortunatly for us the sun is there.

by Drew_Curtis January 1, 2009

compton clean out

while having sex.(at climax)punch yor partner as hard as you can to knock your partner out.then steel everything thats possible from there house.

man i was fucking this fat bitch last night.i punched that bitch so hard she lost some teeth.then i pulled a compton clean out.wanna buy a cheap t.v.?

by barrell 8732 September 17, 2007

Barncicle Cleaner

When you are done having sex with a girl and ejaculate in her un proceed to eat her out and suck your semen out of her vagina thus cleaning her barncicle.

Dude I busted a fat load into this whore last night and then I went down and gave her a barncicle cleaner it was disgusting.

by tito chavez June 13, 2006

clean up kill

little bitches in halo 2 who come and kill you or a team mate after and intense firefight. Your shield is usually completely down and one shot with an SMG and you are dead. Many pussys rack up kills this way, because it requires no talent

HankTizzy had so many clean up kills i wanted to give hime a cleveland steamer

by anusol September 19, 2005

Bohemian Tongue cleaner

Simply have your partner lay flat on the floor with there tongue sticking out.
You then have to spread out your cheeks, bend down and put them over your partners mouth.
Once feeling the tickling sensation, clinch your asscheeks together and lift up.

bobby gave me a Bohemian Tongue cleaner last night and almost ripped my tongue off. The left over hairs in my mouth caused a big infection in my throat.

by joey smokesz July 24, 2009