Christopher

Christopher is a black gay male

"Christopher! You are the most gay person I know!"

by gorillasinatree November 28, 2021

Christopher

The most attractive guys have this name. They are perfect and are the sweetest. He makes everyone happy, even if your having a bad day. Everyone needs one.

Random: dudeeee he's adorable
Cool dude: itssssss a Christopher man, obviously

by Urmomssecretlover ;) November 29, 2021

Christopher Ortiz

Great handsome looking guy with the holy spirit in him and also known as a "God".

Make my blessings come truth Christopher Ortiz

by Christopher Ortiz December 1, 2021

Christopher Columbused

To stumble upon someone's property and taking it without permission.

"I stumbled upon someone's property and I Christopher Columbused it".

by Decolonized December 8, 2021

Christopher

Most likely a player with a big heart. He usually hangs around his buddies and talks to them about how he is using you. He uses you for money or someone to pick on.

Girl: Lain is soooo hot I'm gonna ask him out!!
Me: Ewww you like him he is such a Christopher

by Rileyb_123223 December 19, 2021

Christopher

Christopher is an amazing man. Very loyal and knows many people, but he's a very shy person. He really can get hurt easily by his own friends but hides it inside. Either way he finds happiness by distracting himself. He seeks for love a lot and hopes to find his true love. When he finds love he's the most happiest man in the world. This is for my boyfriend chris. I love you

Person1: Bro remember Christopher?!
Person2: Oh yeah! He was a pretty cool dude..

by anonymous December 25, 2021

Christopher Swan

When some asks you something and you reply with, “the real question is, why are you so (the opposite of what they asked.)”

Dumb person: “why are you so tall?”
Chris: “The real question is why are you so short?”
Jacobi: “yo he just pulled a Christopher Swan!”

by Detergent man January 5, 2022